CH10 History of Destruction of Jerusalem: 2. But when Titus perceived that the enemy was very numerous, he sent to his father, and informed him that he should want more forces. AND JESUS WAS A REAL GUY. THIS IS JOSEPHUS WRITING THIS, BY THE WAY. NOT SOMEONE ELSE LATER ON, But as he saw a great many of the horsemen eager to fight, and that before any succors could come to them, and that yet some of them were privately under a sort of consternation at the multitude of the Jews, WHO WERE THE ONE'S WHO KILLED JESUS, NOT THE ROMANS, I SWEAR he stood in a place whence he might be heard, and said to them, "My brave Romans! THE EARTH IS ONLY 4000 YEARS OLD AND DARWIN IS OF THE DEVIL, for it is right for me to put you in mind of mind of what nation you are, in the beginning of my speech, that so you may not be ignorant who you are, GEORGE W BUSH IS A GREAT MAN and who they are against whom we are going to fight. JESUS IS REAL AND GLOBAL CLIMATE CHANGE IS A HOAX.
2007-05-24 10:58:47 · 8 answers · asked by Biggest Douche in the Universe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Damn forgot about the Crocoduck!
2007-05-24 11:10:23 · update #1
You forgot the part where he mentioned that he found and killed the only living Crocoduck.
2007-05-24 11:02:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
The last line says it all.... the bible is written exactly like that given to humanity diametrically opposed to the truth... Jesus is real and global climate change is a hoax... what is it your eyes see..... Julius Cesar was trying to make himself god 2000 yrs ago... mother nature killed him... and brought on the destruction of rome as well...
2007-05-24 11:10:37 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jesus is real.
However I seriously doubt the Josephus would of heard of Darwin or George W. Bush.
Bush is not a great man he is a mass murderer.
I think that perhaps you need some professional help, fast.
2007-05-24 11:10:27 · answer #3 · answered by Mariah 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Rivals the Donation of Constantine.
2007-05-24 11:02:27 · answer #4 · answered by Doc Occam 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Such brain that is placed in the feet will really see the truth upside down.
2007-05-24 11:12:23 · answer #5 · answered by Rallie Florencio C 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
ummmm....ludd? josephus has been dead for centuries and centuries...his 'latest' statements are ancient...you really need to get your meds adjusted...
2007-05-24 11:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by spike missing debra m 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Time to renew that lithium prescription...
2007-05-24 11:02:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Ludd! That was inspired!
What's up, man?
2007-05-24 11:10:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋