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Okay Christians, now that I have your attention how did Noah get kangaroo's to and from Australia?

2007-05-24 08:20:34 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

20 answers

I like the part where Noah was 600 years old. Do you think his arthritis was ok enough for him to Jot down his story?

2007-05-24 08:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

Silly! Noah did not have physical specimens of all animals. He had DNA samples to aid in recreating them in a lab once things dried out a bit.

2007-05-24 15:26:22 · answer #2 · answered by joseph's brain 3 · 4 0

They swam on the back of crocoducks.

But wait, is there a serious answer to this out there? Do people really think they were Intelligently Designed after the flood?

2007-05-24 15:34:27 · answer #3 · answered by Tao 6 · 2 0

Ha! Everyone knows that Australia is Satan's kingdom!

Or was it New Zealand?

I forget - anyway - it's a trick question (sarcasm).

2007-05-24 15:24:53 · answer #4 · answered by Big Super 6 · 3 0

Pretty clever! Good luck finding an answer: Those guys are too busy rolling up their sleeves to attack us pesky thinkers.

2007-05-24 15:29:50 · answer #5 · answered by writersblock73 6 · 1 0

IN the ark - he had lots of time to sail around and could easily get them before they were submerged and drop them off as the water subsided!

2007-05-24 15:25:45 · answer #6 · answered by Emilia 2 · 0 1

Magic.

2007-05-24 15:25:09 · answer #7 · answered by missgigglebunny 7 · 3 0

Love it! Marsupials don't exist because they're not mentioned in the bible. Those creatures are actually demons, just like the dingos that steal babies. LOL

2007-05-24 15:26:50 · answer #8 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 4 0

kangaroos were intelligently designed after the flood of course.

2007-05-24 15:26:34 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

ahaha man youre funny... you know what...GOOD question...i think maybe you should ask God ...hopefully if you make it to heaven... ill pray for you on that...but yeah... i think noah didnt actually get kangaroos from aussie... because there was no such country as aussie back then.....haha ok thanks!

2007-05-24 15:35:49 · answer #10 · answered by SuperMan 2 · 0 0

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