One day God calls down to Noah and says, "Noah me old china, I want you to make me a new Ark".
Noah replies, "No prob's God, me old Supreme Being.
Anything you want, after all you're the guv'
But God interrupts, "Ah, but there's a catch. this time Noah, I don't want just a couple of decks, I want 20 decks one on top of the other".
"20 DECKS !" screams Noah "Well, OK Big Man, whatever you say.
Should I fill it up with all the animals just like last time ?"
"Yep, that's right, well. Sort of right.
This time I want you to fill it up with fish", God answers.
"Fish ?" queries Noah.
"Yep, fish. Well, to make it more specific Noah, I want carp , wall to wall, floor to ceiling , Carp !"
Noah looks to the skies. "OK God my old mucker, Let me get this right, you want a New Ark ?"
"Check"
"With 20 decks, one on top of the other ?"
"Check".
"And you want it full of Carp ?"
"Check"
"Why?" Asks the perplexed Noah, Who was slowly but surely getting to the end of his tether.
"Dunno", says God,
"I just fancied a Multi-Storey Carp Ark".
2007-05-24 07:59:46 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats brilliant..
2007-05-24 08:06:11 · answer #1 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL....Little Brit Humo(u)r.....He would have had to build a garage in the US
2007-05-24 15:03:54 · answer #2 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I think God meant CRAP! LOL!!!
Have a great life and be happy...always!
2007-05-24 15:36:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha it's the way ya tell um
2007-05-24 15:33:44 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but I didn't find it funny.
2007-05-24 16:29:45 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-24 16:02:24 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-24 15:05:01 · answer #7 · answered by Jezabel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
kinda lousy
2007-05-24 15:02:20 · answer #8 · answered by luckford2004 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
oh so thats what my neighbour was building
2007-05-24 15:37:50 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋