A woman keeps asking her husband if her boobs are so small. ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?'' she asks.
The next day her husband buys her a mirror. Before bed, she always looks in the mirror and asks her husband, ''Does this shirt make them look bigger? Does this one make them look smaller?''
Finally he gets so annoyed that he says, ''I know how to make them larger!''
''How!?!?!?'' she asks.
''Take a bunch of toilet paper and rub it in between your boobs.''
''Well how long does it take?'' she asks.
''They should expand over the years,'' he answers.
''How did you know that?'' she wonders.
''I dunno, but it sure worked for your @$$, didn't it?'''
2007-05-24 07:15:49 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ha!Ha!Ha! A good and funny joke and you also get a star.
2007-05-24 07:38:40 · answer #1 · answered by Nancy M 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHA almost a funny as the joke himself Fagtista
2007-05-25 06:34:17 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ha ha! what bout this
A guy walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall. "Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"
"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.
"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.
"How's that going to help?" she asks
"I don't know exactly, but every time I talk to a woman with t!ts like yours, my wife appears out of no where!"
have a star.. xx
2007-05-24 15:10:33 · answer #3 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh my i love this joke 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-24 14:33:04 · answer #4 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't Laugh on this Joke.
But I can Give u a star for This!!!
2007-05-25 05:28:56 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOl
nice one
2007-05-24 15:26:02 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Not Funny sorry.
2007-05-24 14:20:33 · answer #7 · answered by Brian J 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
yes this one was funny
2007-05-24 14:29:22 · answer #8 · answered by flutterby 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
heard this here before
2007-05-24 14:22:11 · answer #9 · answered by dee 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mean, but not bad.
2007-05-24 14:21:45 · answer #10 · answered by Emily 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋