A South Carolina farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called and that on the few occasions when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang. The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set and dialed the subscriber's house. The phone didn't ring right away, but then the dog moaned and the telephone began to ring. Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1. The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring. Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Just thought you'd like to know.
2007-05-24 06:29:52 · 16 answers · asked by bernman101 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA THAT WAS FUNNY, GOOD ONE !!!!!!
2007-05-24 06:39:16 · answer #1 · answered by sweet mama 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Wow. Thanx for enlightening me. From now on, I'll never feel bad about pissing or moaning.
2007-05-31 14:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by sustasue 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 u get a star
2007-05-24 06:51:28 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Pissing and moaning! Oh My God! That was simply hilarious!
Have a great life and be happy...always!
2007-05-24 07:42:20 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
omg i love this joke 10/10 plus a star
2007-05-24 06:50:14 · answer #5 · answered by mommy to be 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
roflmao (poor dog) lololol
2007-05-29 03:43:19 · answer #6 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Don't tell that to my ex-wife
2007-05-24 06:41:22 · answer #7 · answered by Glen M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha... pissing and moaning it will be then.
2007-05-24 06:54:35 · answer #8 · answered by AK 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dude this was totally funny.
2007-05-24 06:39:58 · answer #9 · answered by Bored silly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao thanks for the laugh to start my day hope yous is great too
2007-05-30 10:43:43 · answer #10 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋