One day the sheriff sees Billy-Bob walking around town with nothing on except his gun belt and his boots. The sheriff says "Billy-Bob, what the hell are you doing walking around town dressed like that?" Billy-Bob replies "Well sheriff, it's a long story!" Sheriff says he isn't in a hurry and that Billy-Bob should tell the story. Billy-Bob continues "Well sheriff, me and Mary-Lou was down on the farm and we started a cuddling. Mary-Lou said we should go in the barn and we did." "Inside the barn we started a kissing and a cuddling and things got pretty hot and heavy, well Mary-Lou said that we should go up on the hill so we did." "Up on the hill we started a kissing and a cuddling and the Mary-Lou took off all her clothes and said that I should do the same. Well, I took off all my clothes except my gun belt and my boots. Then Mary-Lou lay on the ground and opened her legs and said "Okay Billy-Bob, go to town..."
2007-05-24 04:29:35 · 9 answers · asked by ? 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heehaw? lol.
2007-05-24 06:14:04 · answer #1 · answered by Tony 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Was this Billy Bob Thornton?
2007-05-24 04:45:41 · answer #2 · answered by Phat MD 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-12-11 19:14:20 · answer #3 · answered by keeven 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Oh poor Billy he doesn't know what he missed?
2007-05-26 15:58:30 · answer #4 · answered by iceman 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
is Billy blonde?
2007-05-24 04:34:20 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one. Kind of saw it coming but still pretty good.
2007-05-24 04:35:17 · answer #6 · answered by Master Kenobi 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA stupid Billy
2007-05-24 04:32:53 · answer #7 · answered by Cassie 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
typical redneck..
2007-05-24 04:35:14 · answer #8 · answered by Because I Said So 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL!
2007-05-24 05:46:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sh00nya 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋