what is the funniest threat of god's so called retrabution you have ever received? for me it was when i was told i was going to be barbaqued on god's grill of righteousness.
2007-05-24 03:48:56 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
That I wouldn't have an erection in Hell.
2007-05-24 03:52:13 · answer #1 · answered by S K 7 · 9⤊ 0⤋
I had some lovely hate mail the day before yesterday. I got the usual, about how I would suffer in hell forever, but the vitriol was aimed at my present life - how I am dead inside, and so are my children. One of her lines was "you sweat from the balls of a baboon!" (WHICH Psalm is that in again?).
The funniest thing was how she signs off after the most vicious tirade with "Blessings and have a gr8 day". Mmm, sincerity!
2007-05-24 11:19:49 · answer #2 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
I was told I will experience the eternal death as if I could experience any different kind of death. Is there such thing as “temporary” death? Say, I experience the death that’s just a minute long and then I am back. No, I don’t think so. If I die, I’m not back.
2007-05-25 12:07:38 · answer #3 · answered by grigam2000 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I read an article once where a Christian basically wrote a fictional account of what the torture in hell will be like. Basically, it was like reading snuff porn. It was grotesque, stomach-turning, nasty ****. (This particular Christian will probably make the news one day I'm sure) But anyway, his point was to "scare" people into believing.
It didn't work, and it simply lowered Christians one more notch for me.
2007-05-24 10:55:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I was raised Methodist, so our preacher never really went on the hell fire and brimstone kick. My parents were fairly liberal in their beliefs, and taught me that God loved me and cared for me - and that there was no need to fear him. So when exposed later to the whole fundimental stuff (mainly watchng and giggling at the nuts who run those rallies) at college I never felt the need to take it seriously. Thank God for parents who raise you not to be spoon fed your beliefs.
2007-05-24 10:54:01 · answer #5 · answered by Mugg 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That I was going to be deep fried like a chicken wing in the lake of fire and that demons would eat my soul.
2007-05-24 10:59:04 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 0⤋
I once had a guy tell me that I was going to burn in hell and he was going to laugh at me from heaven on his golden wings while drinking a chalice of my blood and feasting on my flesh.
2007-05-24 10:57:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Christ himself would *personally* beat me forever in hell (the one thing I believe about Christ is that he was pretty much a pacifist - wouldn't hurt a fly).
2007-05-24 10:55:11 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
that I would wear all white and hear bob dylan playing the guitar all laughing with people on the clouds.
2007-05-24 10:54:56 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha, Soulful Kris.
My christian "opponents" haven't been so imaginative. I've only gotten the "you'll burn in hell" threat.
2007-05-24 10:59:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I guess, being told I'd drown in the lake of fire.
2007-05-24 11:01:43 · answer #11 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋