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Captain-Save-A-Ho? after all he was always trying to save prostitutes

2007-05-24 02:52:38 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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Horus did everything Jesus did 1500 years earlier.

2007-05-24 03:09:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

if you are referring to mary magdalene, then no. the makers of the catholic church edited the bible to say what they wanted it to say. pope clement way back when admits to it. they couldn't have jesus being corrupted by a woman, so they called her a whore, and said that he was a bachelor. the gnostic gospels say jesus kissed mary often on the...no one knows, that part has a hole in it. christians get furious when they think of jesus in a relationship with mary. they are taught to think of her as a prostitute.. i'm an atheist, so i laugh at all religions.

2007-05-24 10:03:34 · answer #2 · answered by richie 2 · 2 0

jesus was not the original.. everyone who believes knows this. there was a plumber called ken who live a few mangers down. he was married to candy the 'manger- top' dancer. she went on to have 14 babys who grew up to be real estate agents and camel salesmen... it really is an amazing story..

2007-05-24 10:02:17 · answer #3 · answered by blerchus4incapet 4 · 2 0

Not just trying, He saved.

Remember, nobody is "ho" by themselves. Prostitutes have clients who are equally in need of salvation.

2007-05-24 10:05:27 · answer #4 · answered by SeeTheLight 7 · 0 1

And why not? You think that prostitutes aren't human, and don't deserve to be saved?

2007-05-24 09:56:57 · answer #5 · answered by Randy G 7 · 0 1

Yes.
They usually got stoned just outside the city gates before then.

2007-05-24 09:56:39 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

The original nice guy who finished last (but really first!).



God I love God!:o]

2007-05-24 09:57:55 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

dont forget about the retards, cripples, and stupid people! seemed like every one needed saving!

2007-05-24 10:06:29 · answer #8 · answered by Long Strider 2 · 0 0

Moron Alert! Moron Alert!!!! Run for your lives!

2007-05-24 09:56:17 · answer #9 · answered by Sir Offenzalot 3 · 2 2

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