My son fell asleep with a slice of jalapeno on his nipple, and when he woke up, it was burning something fierce. His sister is lactating, and I heard that milk is good for soothing spice, so I had her rub it on there for him, but then she got the jalapeno juice on her nipple and when she breastfed my grandson, it got in the baby's mouth and he threw up all the milk, which I put on my son's nipple, forgetting that it has that the milk vomit has jalapeno juice in it, and now we're right back where we started.
2007-05-24 02:47:42 · 43 answers · asked by Anonymous in Pregnancy & Parenting ➔ Parenting
that would explain this terrible rash i've got....
i thought it was CRABS!!
2007-05-24 05:23:29 · answer #1 · answered by catfishalomar 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First of all your son has in no way, shape or form ruined your family. Second you should never use breast milk for anything but the baby. However, I have also heard that milk does sometimes sooth burning from spicy food but it shouldn't be rubbed on the affected area directly from the nipple that it came from. YOU need to take blame for this one for even suggesting that his sister do that to him. The milk that you used should have been taken out of a jug that you purchased at the store or take the poor child to a doctor or emergency facility.
2007-05-24 03:09:40 · answer #2 · answered by Michelle N 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Is this a serious statement i hope this isn't a serious statement r u guys hicks or something. And did u know that if the person is related to u then u guys shouldn't reproduce this is jus the tip 4 today......
So ur daughter but her nipple on her brothers nipple OK boy 2days world really help weirdo's feel at home don't they.
2007-05-24 02:54:53 · answer #3 · answered by Tati 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
First of all... WHAT?!
Why did he have a jalepeno on his nipple to begin with? And it should have started hurting before he fell asleep...
Then...you don't rub siblings nipples - or anyone's really!! How about getting some pumped milk - OR... maybe some regular milk!! Maybe water next time - if there is a next time.
Your daughter shouldn't have rubbed nipples anyway - being the fact that it already stung your sons - what's it gonna do to hers? She should have washed it - well - shouldn't have done it to begin with!
How close was your family?!
Who puts thrownup breast milk on their nipples - muchless anywhere else on their body?
I highly doubt this story is true...
2007-05-24 02:57:26 · answer #4 · answered by Kate 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
that is an interesting story. i would go out back & milk the unicorn until the jalapeno juice wears off of the mother's nipple. then i would go to the fairy godmother & ask her to grant a wish to fix the ruined family. and i would remove all peppers from body parts before sleeping.
2007-05-24 02:51:55 · answer #5 · answered by itsme 3 · 4⤊ 0⤋
I personally think this is a story for Jerry Springer! Whats your daughter doing with her breast milk on your son! Sounds a little, no wait, a whole lot a sick! Why not go to the fridge and get milk from a carton and rub in on?
Its almost a NO BRAINER! Oh wait you proved that one!
2007-05-24 02:55:02 · answer #6 · answered by PSYCHO DAISY MAE 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ok, my question is, what was a jalapeno pepper doing on his nipple in the first place??? How did that happen, lol!
2007-05-24 03:00:46 · answer #7 · answered by mageta8 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Stop buying jalapenos!!! It just sounds like a small stupid mistake. He probably did NOT do it on purpose and it most certainly is NOT ruining your family!!!
Remember, we're all humans and we ALL make mistakes!
2007-05-24 05:52:24 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
You should have rubbed the milk on your daughters nipple and your weirdness shall be complete
2007-05-24 02:59:46 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Are you serious. LOL. I do not think it was your son only who was responsible for this crazy idea. I do not even think he played a part as far as the baby thing. That is crazy. You all need to get out more.LOL
2007-05-24 03:01:07 · answer #10 · answered by beachgirl90 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think I deserve extra points for actually expending the brain power to read that paragraph. I want that 30 seconds of my wasted life refunded. May I speak with a manager, please?
2007-05-24 03:09:56 · answer #11 · answered by icy_tempest 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋