I took it last night and I have been on the can since 5 am. I saw something that looked like a twig, and other various things that I cant describe bc my poo smells like death. I am not kidding or making this up. Am I going to die????
2007-05-24 00:52:28 · 13 answers · asked by Anonymous in Health ➔ Other - Health
I went in to the doc yesturday. I have not been regular for about half a year. And it wasnt a twig it looked like a cherry stem. I am not shi*Ting you. I feel better, but my poo smells like death and there is stuff coming out that is scaring me. Its kinda funny, but kinda not. I feel like ive lost 5 pounds. I think my days are numbered.
2007-05-24 01:02:22 · update #1
i do not have an std. thanks tho. My bumhole is on fire. I think I need medical attention. But I dont have a car what do I do???
2007-05-24 01:28:59 · update #2
Will you die? Without a doubt yes, will you die from crapping your brains out. Very unlikely.
Remember that "poo" was stuck in there fermenting like a dead animal on the road in the middle of summer. Yeah, it's gonna stink.
If you're looking closely enough to see a twig in you feces, I don't know what to tell you. LOL!
2007-05-24 01:01:56 · answer #1 · answered by ablair67 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You have something like an infection in your stomach.
Did you receive any antibiotics like wide spectrum.
1. Stop taking any diary products.
2. Drink only bottled or boiled water;
3. Eat a over ripe banana (mash it up with a fork and let it stand until it turns dark in colour;
4. Get yourself some Jamaica Ginger it is a Lennon's Product;
5. Get some Valois that will stop the craps and stop the stomach from working so much;
6. You can also grate an apple and eat that, allow to stand until it becomes dark in colour;
7. Make come Oats and strain it and eat without butter but a little bit of sugar;
8. You must just watch that you don't dehydrate;
9. Drink some flat Coke;
10. If this symptom however persist, get a second opinion,\.
Good luck and get well soon
"Dr" S Salmon
2007-05-24 08:07:29 · answer #2 · answered by INCOGNITO 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Die? I doubt it. But more details are really needed to give a full answer. What is the cause of the constipation? Just simple constipation is easy to fix. Try starting off with some stool softeners for a day or two and increase fiber intake. This may help more than what the doctor has given you and would not cause the horrific odor you mentioned.
2007-05-24 07:58:57 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
NO you are not going to die. Your intestines are impacted and have not been moving like they are supposed to. That means every day.
Here is a very simple solution without medication. But a heavy duty purging would probably be good if "unbelievable" stuff is coming out.
Just drink a glass of Prune juice with the pulp every day for a few days and you will be fine and dandy. It makes your bowels move as they should. We drink some two or three times a week and our systems move regularly.
2007-05-24 07:58:54 · answer #4 · answered by ? 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
OK, I have had problems similar to yours, I use Metamusil, it is available in all drug stores and super markets, follow the instructions and you shall be back to normal bowel functions within a few days, it will also lower your colesterol level if taken on a regular basis.
Good luck
2007-05-24 08:04:10 · answer #5 · answered by BRUCE L 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You could be seriously ill with some form of disease.
It could be an STD if you are sexually active.
Do you take any type of pills or meds? Maybe that is it, Like even a sleeping pill.
But if not maybe you should go to the doctor again because this is not normal.
Hope I helped.
2007-05-24 08:25:15 · answer #6 · answered by Shelby 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, as gross of a question this is at 8am in the morning, in all seriousness, call your doctor. It is probably nothing, its just all the "crap" in your system that was a cause of your constipation. Just call the doctor.
2007-05-24 07:55:47 · answer #7 · answered by Proud mommy of 2 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol...don`t worry ...ur time is not yet
:))
what u must do is eat uncooked rise and in a few hours u`ll fell much better!!!! eat about 100 g...after a few hours another 100 g
and in the morning before breakfast another 100 g
and ull see u`ll be ok !!
2007-05-24 07:57:47 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Call your doctor. That's why they have pagers, cellphones and land lines. You need to call/see/talk to your doctor. To get a call back quickly, just tell them what you told us....
2007-05-24 07:58:31 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ibs = irritable bowel syndrom look it up diarrea isnt the only symptom so is constipation its u nerves
2007-05-24 08:18:24 · answer #10 · answered by lifesucksforreal2000 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋