A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in.
The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed.
“Breast fed,” the woman replied.
“Well, strip down to your waist,” the doctor asked. She did. He pressed, kneaded, rolled, cupped, and pinched both breasts in a detailed, rigorously thorough examination.
Motioning for her to get dressed he said, “No wonder this baby is under weight! You don’t have any milk.”
“I know,” she said, “I’m his grandmother, but I’m glad I came.”
2007-05-24 00:51:40 · 11 answers · asked by Citizen Mac 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
teehee...ROTFLMAO!!!!! wanna' play doctor with me? happy day, my love!!! :)
2007-05-24 01:31:26 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
And, to think I admire doctors for their devotion on a course. Is that doctor even certified? LOL. One more?
2007-05-24 08:04:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
ewwww. That just made me think of an old lady joke. I'm going to post it. ;)
2007-05-24 09:30:44 · answer #3 · answered by Angel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol funny thankyou for the laugh
2007-05-24 08:03:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe!!funny!my dear liam is also very funny!when he isn't talking to the pope!!
2007-05-24 15:18:10 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Thanks for my first real laugh of the day ! I needed it badly !
Brilliant Liam !
Hugs,
2007-05-24 10:16:54 · answer #6 · answered by ? 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
FUNNY,can you tell me another one?
2007-05-24 08:02:03 · answer #7 · answered by gerdie65 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!! Go Grams!!!
2007-05-24 08:11:24 · answer #8 · answered by Buffy Gabrielle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
dirty granny! xx
2007-05-24 07:55:41 · answer #9 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ewww the mental picture!!!! thanks for that. lol ; p
2007-05-24 15:19:23 · answer #10 · answered by poisonberries 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋