It's your first time.
As you lie back your muscles tighten.
You put him off for a while searching for an excuse,
But he refuses to be swayed as he approaches you.
He asks if you're afraid and you shake your head bravely.
He has had more experience,
But it's the first time his finger has found the right place.
He probes deeply and you shiver; your body tenses;
But he's gentle like he promised he'd be.
He looks deeply within your eyes and tells you to trust him
- he's done this many times before.
His cool smile relaxes you
And you open wider to give him more room for an easy entrance.
You begin to plead and beg him to hurry, but he slowly takes his time,
Wanting to cause you as little pain as possible.
As he presses closer, going deeper,
You feel the tissue give way;
Pain surges throughout your body
And you feel the slight trickle of blood as he continues.
He looks at you concerned and asks you if it's too painful.
Your eyes are filled with tears
But you shake your head and nod for him to go on.
He begins going in and out with skill
But you are now too numb to feel him within you.
After a few moments,
You feel something bursting within you
And he pulls it out of you, you lay panting,
Glad to have it over.
He looks at you and smiling warmly,
Tells you, with a chuckle;
That you have been his most stubborn
Yet most rewarding experience.
You smile and thank your dentist.
After all, it was your first time to have a tooth pulled.
What were you thinking? You dirty minded thing!
2007-05-23 23:45:35 · 16 answers · asked by Sangy . 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
LOLOL!! Sangy!!
That is sooooooooo funny! And so wrong at the same time!
2007-05-23 23:54:43 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Hey, that's cool, i knew it was a dentist before I got finished reading it, but that's only because I expected something like that.
2007-05-24 11:30:40 · answer #2 · answered by wingedstrider 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha, I had to go back and re-read this considering the dentist approach, lol.
2007-05-28 19:54:26 · answer #3 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ummm.... lets just say that I was thinking something very wrong until I found out that it was about a tooth being pulled!
2007-05-30 15:49:28 · answer #4 · answered by Alfredo M 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heard something similar to that one but it was milking a cow
2007-05-30 01:08:38 · answer #5 · answered by lostie_fan 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I knew it was about a dentist!
2007-05-29 12:46:26 · answer #6 · answered by Tinara 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It's been 5 min's and I can't stop laughing!!!!~
2007-05-30 02:24:59 · answer #7 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ha ha
i knew it wasn't dirty and i couldn't figure it out .
2007-05-28 15:23:00 · answer #8 · answered by sandy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY ,THE DENTIST DOING HIS THING OF COURSE. WHAT DID YOU THINK I WAS THINKING ?
2007-05-30 05:29:28 · answer #9 · answered by 10-T3 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ya i guess iam
2007-05-30 13:45:20 · answer #10 · answered by T Rom 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋