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Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson went on a camping trip. After a good
meal and a bottle of wine they lay down for the night, and went
to sleep.
Some hours later, Holmes awoke and nudged his faithful friend.
"Watson, look up at the sky and tell me what you see".
Watson replied, "I see millions and millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" said Holmes.
Watson pondered for a minute. "Astronomically, it tells me that there
are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologically, I observe that Saturn is in Leo.
Horologically, I
deduce that the time is approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, I can see that God is all powerful and that we are
small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, I suspect that we will have
a beautiful day tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Holmes was silent for a minute, then spoke. "Watson, you fool.
Somebody has stolen our tent."
now,,give a star,please
2007-05-23 19:47:26 · 14 answers · asked by abhinav 1 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Thats pretty funny, but not original, and star begging is not becoming, so no star for you.
-Duo
2007-05-23 19:49:50 · answer #1 · answered by Duo 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You are out of the past I heard this one years ago but never mind you will catch up I give you a thumbs up for trying I gave u the third star ~~
2007-05-23 19:51:42 · answer #2 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well done 1 and 3 for me.have a star
2016-05-21 08:39:40 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah it makes me laugh. Heres a star for u.
2007-05-23 19:51:47 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I will give you a star, only if you choose me as best answer and tell me what the stars mean/what they are for. ^_^
2007-05-23 19:59:21 · answer #5 · answered by QUEEN G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hirs ur STAR! =] Ive heard this joke b4 but it still makes me laugh. lol
2007-05-23 23:44:32 · answer #6 · answered by callie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tht made me smile....so a star 4 u!
(Don't choose dis 1 as d best ans.)
2007-05-24 01:25:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok giv u a star here. but can u plz add me as best answer? i need it bad.
2007-05-23 20:57:21 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
jk wiht a moral
2007-05-23 19:51:22 · answer #9 · answered by zoot 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well it made me smile and I was sad as no-one has hardly checked mine..........
2007-05-23 19:58:25 · answer #10 · answered by Honey W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋