I really hate when people talk about me like I'm not here. It's rude!
2007-05-23 18:44:08 · 13 answers · asked by God 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Wow, I've been shooting my mouth off denying your existence and you were right here on Yahoo all this time! Boy, do I feel dumb.
2007-05-24 09:17:14 · answer #1 · answered by hooray 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hello God,
I honestly do not care what xians ask. They are a nonsensical bunch that do not care to know what is outside of the box they choose to live in. If you do exist, as the horrible, jealous, angry, infantile murderous being that is depicted in bible; I want nothing to do with you and proof would be irrelevant. However, if you can dance the merengue and love rainstorms as much as I do; if you feel that all people are worthy of your love; if you do not have self esteem issues that require bloody worship to soothe your insecurities please contact me ASAP.
Yours,
Medusa
2007-05-24 01:52:17 · answer #2 · answered by Medusa 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, the burden of proof rests on those who make a claim.
Your followers can't even show me proof that you exist. Not very considerate, are they?
2007-05-24 15:14:48 · answer #3 · answered by Dalarus 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Gee, if you were just around here more often maybe... I know you're a regular here and all, but come on, aren't you supposed to be omni-present?
2007-05-24 02:26:11 · answer #4 · answered by dreamed1 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
God is not a man, to say what is false; or the son of man, that his purpose may be changed: what he has said, will he not do? and will he not give effect to the words of his mouth? (Num 23:19)
2007-05-24 02:44:53 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well if you spent more time helping people in the world, and less time online...
2007-05-25 00:38:04 · answer #6 · answered by Alila R 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't believe in you, but I can't prove it.
Some say that they know that you are not there.
I just was wondering what their proof is.
2007-05-24 01:49:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah well, look what they did to David Keresh!
2007-05-24 01:58:18 · answer #8 · answered by Helzabet 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God, I had a weird feeling I was being watched a few minutes ago as I masturbated.
Was that you watching me?
2007-05-24 02:05:08 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 4⤊ 1⤋
Dude, the invisible gnomes behind my house would SO kick your ***.
2007-05-24 01:48:32 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 2⤋