2007-05-23 14:51:31 · 19 answers · asked by jtyler_mullins 1 in Sports ➔ Auto Racing ➔ NASCAR
You are wrong a 96 GMC Diesel is turbochared and The 04 Intimidator SS Monte Carlo is Superchared.
2007-05-23 14:58:32 · answer #1 · answered by David G, Jeff Gordon Rules !!!!! 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Jimmy Johnson would scratch Sanjaya's eyes out for looking at Jeff Gordon.
2007-05-26 08:40:24 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
nah, not gordon and sanjaya
i bet u and sanjaya would make the good couple!
ya'll both are losers...
aw!!
= P
2007-05-24 06:47:36 · answer #3 · answered by vitaebella 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I think Gordon and Jr. would make a nice couple
2007-05-23 22:19:23 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
A blond walks into a convenience store and tells the clerk she wants $5.00 worth of gas,so he takes the money then farts and gives her a receipt.
2007-05-23 15:27:23 · answer #5 · answered by blakree 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Its Jr fans like you that give us Jr fans a bad name. leave the Gordon fans alone and stop stirring them up. Your playing with fire there.
2007-05-26 06:24:20 · answer #6 · answered by GODSMACK#1 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Oh for f**k's sake will you stop giving us Jr. fans a bad name. The ignorant redneck thing's getting old really. You're probably just jealous that Jeff gets hotter women than you'll ever wind up with.
2007-05-23 15:00:54 · answer #7 · answered by Wedge_Antilles_72 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud blood curdling scream is heard from the bathroom. A few minutes after another loud scream reverberates through the bar.
The bartender goes to the bathroom to investigate why the drunk is screaming.
"What's all the screaming about in there? You're scaring the customers."
"I'm just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my testicles."
With that the bartender opens the door, looks in and says, "You idiot! You're sitting on the mop bucket."
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ROTFLMAO!!! THANKS PAPABILL!!!!
2007-05-23 15:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by shortnstoudt 4 · 3⤊ 1⤋
did you stay up allnight thinking of that witty question
go gordon drive for five
2007-05-24 14:41:24 · answer #9 · answered by simone219 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
a man is watching the waters rise outside his flooding hime, people in a boat come to rescue him...he tells them no i aint going God will save me...he goes in the house and up to the second floor to escape the rising waters...the boat comes back and the men tell him to get in...he repeats himself that God will save him...the man travels to the roof now the waters are really high, men come in a helicopter to rescue the flood victim, and he repeats his refrain...No, God will save me...the next thing you see is this man facing God and asking why didnt you save me???
Gods response: I sent you 2 boats and a helicopter....
2007-05-24 01:55:18 · answer #10 · answered by michiedem 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋