Things just aren't working with the Towelieban. Our tactics of suicide-bongs and hiding aren't getting the results we want.
What should we do?
Please be creative.
Man, I have no idea...
2007-05-23 14:29:43 · 9 answers · asked by great gig in the sky 7 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Giggly G...
Would we call it the 'Dead Head' Sea?
2007-05-23 14:44:51 · update #1
I think we should send in radioactive Llamas.
Nothing says lovin' like Llamas.
2007-05-23 19:40:15 · answer #1 · answered by Firefly 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Send in the Hippies and create a "Woodstock" which is 100 times more massive surrounding the Dead Sea!!!
2007-05-23 21:43:05 · answer #2 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Infiltrate the national 'do not call' list, and start calling those numbers offering to sell them subscriptions to such fine publications as "Boy's Life" "Popular Mechanics" and "Time/Life".. When they tell you to f**k off, call them back again and again.
2007-05-23 21:37:53 · answer #3 · answered by Bob Thompson 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cut your own throats and save us the trouble and expense. You gutless cowards.
2007-05-24 16:36:10 · answer #4 · answered by deacon 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hold your breath as long as you can when you inhale that suicide bong
2007-05-23 21:35:26 · answer #5 · answered by Jennifer S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Open mouth, insert bomb and detonate, Worries are over.
2007-05-23 21:36:05 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
add arsenic to the suicide bongs and inhale deeper
2007-05-23 21:35:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
throw in the towel and call it a day
2007-05-23 21:37:45 · answer #8 · answered by ? 5 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Forgive your enemy and make peace...............
2007-05-23 21:43:29 · answer #9 · answered by cas1025 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋