Little Johnny was talking a walk down the street when he found something on the road. He was not sure what it was and was playing with it when this man came running towards him out of breath.
"Hey kid that is mine. Can I have it back please?" the man said
Little Johnny said, "Well i found it first."
The man was getting mad becuse it was a condom and he needed it, then he remembers he has a loney in his pocket and says, "hey little boy i will give you this loney if i can have that.. er.. donnut."
Little Johnny is pleased with the deal and the next thing you know he's back home with a really big smile on his face.
Little johnny's mom noticed this and said, "Why are you so happy then?"
Little Johnny replied, "Because this man on the street gave me this loney for this donnut I had, but what he doesn't know is I licked all the jelly out first."
2007-05-23 14:21:56 · 6 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
gross but what is a loney? sorry, I speak english so i dont know what that means
2007-05-23 14:25:29 · answer #1 · answered by chinkyidevilishgrin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
eww aint dat lube sry i nvr used 1
2007-05-23 21:41:10 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
Eww.
2007-05-23 21:55:29 · answer #3 · answered by Giggly Giraffe 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha...nice one. Little Johnny Jokes are always funny... Thanks for sharing! You got any more???
2007-05-24 03:04:59 · answer #4 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
it was alright i got a lil smirk but that was it
2007-05-23 21:26:12 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very Very good Joke . Never heared that one before. Thanks for the laugh.
2007-05-23 21:51:11 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋