Taking a Tinkle
A woman pregnant with triplets was walking down the street when a
masked robber ran out of a bank and shot her three times in the
stomach.
Luckily the babies were OK. The surgeon decided to leave the bullets in
because it was too risky to operate. She gave birth to two healthy
daughters and a healthy son.
All was fine for 16 years, and then one daughter walked into the room
in tears.
"What's wrong?" asked the mother. "I was taking a tinkle and this
bullet came out," replied the daughter.
The mother told her it was okay and explained what happened 16 years
ago.
About a week later the second daughter walked into the room in tears.
"Mom,
I was taking a tinkle and this bullet came out."
Again the mother told her not to worry and explained what happened 16
years ago.
A week later her son walked into the room in tears. "It's okay" said
the Mom, "I know what happened You were taking a tinkle and a bullet
came out."
"No," said the boy, "I was playing with myself and I shot the dog."
I KNOW YOU SMILED
2007-05-23 14:10:03 · 20 answers · asked by David 6 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I Got This From A friend In A E-mail
2007-05-23 14:12:52 · update #1
10 for sure--really cute!!
2007-05-24 12:16:46 · answer #1 · answered by Onederful2Nite 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
5 stars
2007-05-23 20:36:50 · answer #2 · answered by Info_Chick 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I tried hard not to laugh at the last part of this joke. Just couldn't help myself. Great joke!
2007-05-28 12:50:31 · answer #3 · answered by marshfield_meme 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ouch!
2007-05-29 07:24:34 · answer #4 · answered by ? 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I giggled to myself cause it is funny a shooting penis! LOL
have a *
2007-05-23 14:15:42 · answer #5 · answered by Nick Name 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol im in tears now that was funny
2007-05-29 10:54:47 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, sorta.
2007-05-23 14:16:18 · answer #7 · answered by Tumbleweed 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh yeah .. not only smiled but laughed my lungs out
2007-05-23 14:16:39 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Still a great joke no matter how many times I read it or hear it. ;-))))
2007-05-29 03:03:42 · answer #9 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard it before
2007-05-23 14:54:56 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋