Three women had a very late night drinking. They left in the early morning hours and went home their separate ways.
The next day, they all met and compared notes about who was drunker the night before. The first girl claims that she was the drunkest, saying, "I drove straight home and walked into the house. As soon as I got through the door, I blew chunks."
The second said, "You think that was drunk? Hell, I got into my car and wrapped my car around the first tree I saw. I don't even have insurance!"
The third proclaimed, "Damn, I was the drunkest by far. When I got home, I got into a big fight with my husband, knocked a candle over, and burned the whole house down!"
The room was silent for a moment. Then, the first girl spoke out again, "Listen girls, I don't think you understand. Chunks is my dog."
2007-05-23 13:00:29 · 13 answers · asked by innvisible_shadow 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The best I've seen tonight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-23 13:04:20 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Classic but good joke from back in the day.
There is a varient of this joke about blowing bubbles.
2007-05-23 14:50:04 · answer #2 · answered by Joshua B 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Entertainment is really going to the dogs these days, hunh!?
2007-05-23 13:08:00 · answer #3 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 13:32:53 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
•i dont get it
•8/10
2007-05-23 13:05:27 · answer #5 · answered by Ms. Thang 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lolololololololololololololololol so funny I'll tell my friends
2007-05-23 13:48:49 · answer #6 · answered by L K 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-23 13:11:46 · answer #7 · answered by jsilverman645 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you, that was a good one
2007-05-23 13:04:05 · answer #8 · answered by Alex 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that was just gross. i think i will stop drinking now!
2007-05-23 13:03:55 · answer #9 · answered by legayle_81 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
eeeewwwwwwwwwwww
2007-05-23 13:05:41 · answer #10 · answered by dadforfive 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋