woman is sitting at home looking at her marriage certificate> husband asks "what are you looking for?"the woman replies "the fu**ing expiry date"
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2007-05-23 12:25:34 · 22 answers · asked by misyid 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmao that was funny i strred u choose me as best plz
2007-05-23 12:43:42 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
in case you sense somewhat unhappy with him, then attempting to him, no longer on facebook yet consistent with possibility in real, face-to-face. He could have a reason. If he ignores you, then definite, I believe the others, delete him.
2016-11-26 21:17:42 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was almost three years from the time I got married to the time the divorce was final. It was "spoiled" before it got "expired".
2007-05-23 12:31:56 · answer #3 · answered by srena 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Mean but funny! Ha Ha! 10!
2007-05-23 13:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The expiry date is printed with disappearing ink and when you go looking for it it's not there................
2007-05-23 19:13:47 · answer #5 · answered by Jim Jnr M 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol, I'm not married, but I'll be sure to get an expiration date, lol
2007-05-23 12:34:30 · answer #6 · answered by brit_avyltth 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lol
2007-05-23 12:51:13 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Husband pops a cap in her ***.
2007-05-23 13:15:04 · answer #8 · answered by Thelemic Warrior 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
lmao thats badddd
2007-05-23 13:07:57 · answer #9 · answered by ashley 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cool
2007-05-23 21:52:07 · answer #10 · answered by dream theatre 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋