2007-05-23 11:38:06 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I'd rather be a wolf, a cougar, or any other apex predator, but I'm stuck being human ;)
As for the origin of man, I'll stick with australopithecus afarensis.
2007-05-23 11:50:53 · answer #1 · answered by Kallan 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Monkey, easily.
Many monkeys and monkey-like species are sentient and relatively intelligent.
Dirt is just dirt. It's hard to "be" dirt while still being recognizable as a living thing.
2007-05-23 18:47:04 · answer #2 · answered by Minh 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
A pile of dirt.
Really, though, I'd rather be neither of the two. I'd rather be an Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle.
I feel the beat coming upon me and I can't stop it...
"Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Turtles in a half shell. Turtle Power. COWABUNGA!"
2007-05-23 22:34:21 · answer #3 · answered by Adel 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Well, I suppose eventually we will all be dirt, but I'll take a monkey, intelligent beings they are.
2007-05-23 18:51:50 · answer #4 · answered by Momofthreeboys 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
First a monkey, then dirt.
2007-05-23 18:46:37 · answer #5 · answered by S K 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Driftwood.
Google "Ask and Embla." (Ash and Elm in Old Norse)
"Soul they had not, sense they had not,
Heat nor motion, nor goodly hue;
Soul gave Odhinn, sense gave Hoenir,
Heat gave Lothur and goodly hue." (Voluspa 18)
Because, obviously, a world as complex and marvelous as ours, and organisms as advanced as ourselves, can only be explained adequately by a giant, a cow, and three gods finding and animating some driftwood on a beach.
2007-05-23 18:56:54 · answer #6 · answered by Boar's Heart 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I'll take the soil. I don't like the thought of touching feces with my hands. atleast soil is a benefit to the earth...
2007-05-23 18:49:09 · answer #7 · answered by Hey, Ray 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Can I be a pretty pony, please? =0)
2007-05-23 18:47:22 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋