2007-05-23 11:20:42 · 8 answers · asked by Giggly Giraffe 7 in Food & Drink ➔ Cooking & Recipes
Because he couldn't open the jarrr.
2007-05-23 11:26:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I know, because right when he was making the sandwich right, another group of pirates boarded his ship and he didn't have enough time to put on the jelly and besides he didn't even like jelly that much and he was really hungry and stuff and he knew he'd need his energy to fight the other pirates so he ate the sandwich real fast but some got caught in his throat and he was fighting this other pirate and then he started to gag and then he like threw up right in front of the other pirate and he was like "ewwww gross" and then another pirate saw the throw up and then he threw up too and this other pirate was running real fast and didn't see the puddles of puke and then he like slipped and fell in it and he got really mad and went to beat up the guy who threw up but then he got all nauseous but didn't throw up and then they all laughed at the guy with the puke on him because his pants were all brand new and he got throw up on them then all the pirates stopped fighting and were friends and decided to merge their pirate companies and then they went fishing and had fish for dinner that night except for the one pirate who didn't have any jelly because he didn't like fish so he had egg salad. Is that it?
2007-05-24 04:44:03 · answer #2 · answered by Big R 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
odd ---he couldnt open the jarrrrr.....yet he opened the penut butter jarrrrrr
2007-05-23 18:23:13 · answer #3 · answered by Jack Kerouac 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
guess it was a PB and not a PB&J
2007-05-23 18:23:48 · answer #4 · answered by marie2dessy 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
it really doesn't make much difference, because he didn't have any bread or peanut butter either.
2007-05-23 20:40:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
i dont know
his mom didnt buy him any?
he's allergic?
he's lazy?
huh?
2007-05-23 18:23:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO
2007-05-23 18:28:09 · answer #7 · answered by TheLizardQueen 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WHY?
2007-05-23 18:48:06 · answer #8 · answered by love me like me hate me 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋