How can I pass urine test for cannabis/weed/pot/marijuana; what has worked for you?

Question

I have been smoking it often for over a year. Please don't tell me I shouldn't, I already have and I have my reasons, I'm beyond that now. I have a perfect job offer on the table and I need to pass a urine test. I know flushing with liquids alone will not work as it is stored in the fat cells.
I may possibly have a week before I am tested.
What can I take to pass this test?
Your recommendations are very much appreciated.

Answer 1

Stop smoking now! Delay as long as possible without making them suspicious.

Day before you go, drink about 2 gallons of water in about 3 hours. Pee constantly. Then, right before you go in you drink another few glasses. Pee a bit into the toilet, then the cup, then the toilet again. The most concentrated samples come from the beginning and ending parts of the urine stream, you don't want those in a cup.

Your urine will be clear when you pee, but the temp on the cup will be body temp. Because of the extreme diltuion, the urine will not have enough THC to be positive.

My husband was a truck driver and used this method on every DOT or employment pre test and never had a positive.

The trick here is that your urine still contains THC, but because of the dilution, the levels are below the levels of a positive.

BTW, THC shows on a blood test for approx. 3 days. It shows in a urine test for up to two weeks and in a hair test, for up to 5 years. The better tests mentioned in a lower post are very expensive and no one uses them. Even the Army drug test is only accurate up to 3 weeks for THC use. Scary,huh?

Answer 2

I don't think anything has changed. Th urine test does not find thc but an enzyme that is present when thc is present. Stop right away and start drinking sour pickle juice and eating the pickles. The last couple days drink a lot all the way to the end and also drink a lot of water. vinegar kills the enzyme by changing your ph so the test comes up negative or inconclusive. you don't want to drink straight vinegar, you will get real sick. Don't give them your first pee of the day and go mid stream. Just in case, Take an ibuprofen and sudafed and put that down on the drug list they ask for. I had heard that they can also confuse the test so that is what I always did. I always passed. You can't get around blood tests.

Answer 3

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How can I pass urine test for cannabis/weed/pot/marijuana; what has worked for you?
I have been smoking it often for over a year. Please don't tell me I shouldn't, I already have and I have my reasons, I'm beyond that now. I have a perfect job offer on the table and I need to pass a urine test. I know flushing with liquids alone will not work as it is stored in the fat...

Answer 4

nothing really will completely erase the THC from your urine except time. Don't smoke or be around it anymore until the test and keep your fingers crossed it has been enough time.
For the occasional user(once every few months) it takes 3-7 days from last use to clear
for the casual user (3-5 times a month) it takes about 30 days
for a chronic user (daily ) it can take up to 6 months to completely clear the body.
According to my text books on chemical dependency thes are things that can be added to hide drugs in the urine
ammonia ethanol lemon juice baking soda bleach blood gasoline liquid soap table salt drano kerosene peroxide vinegar however be warned if a urine test seems to be tampered with the employer will not bother even thing of hiring and if it is a probation officer they will demand a blood level drug test

Answer 5

Weed In Urine

Answer 6

"...drink several gallons of water..." and successfully fail the urine drug test.
only the facts: active cannabis components are hardly dissolved in water. so, having drunk some water you can only reduce the THC concentration in blood, but fat cells remain stuck with THC and under stress or after a physical work out may get back to your blood, then to urine, and then you fail the urine drug test.

Answer 7

Marijuana Pee Test

Answer 8

Unless you have 30-days of sobriety you better go and get a prescription from a doctor for marijuana other wise no yob mang!!!

Answer 9

Dont use those over the counter flushes from the tobacco stores cause they dont work. I know people that lost their jobs cause of those.

Answer 10

As a drug and alcohol counselor I have heard all the reasons people continue to smoke, self-medicate, etc using marijuanna. It has cost many loss of employment, CPS involvement and criminal records. None of the reasons justify the price some people pay. I have had clients that make $7 an hour to over $100,000 annually that have lost jobs based on a UA dirty for pot. Some have lost custody of their children due to continued use. If its because it "helps you to relax", you need to investigate alternative methods, be it exercise, prayer, herbal medication, or medicine prescribed by your doctor.. Being low on certain chemicals in the brain like seratonin can cause depression, tiredness, etc. Marijuanna stays in the urine up tp 30 days--it can be detected by DNA for approx 6 months----the THC residue sticks to the brain cells and never leaves the body--it has been proven by MRI's and CAT scans. It takes a few days to withdraw physically and longer mentally from long term use of marijuanna. Ff you pass the initial exam--you will be randomly tested over the course of your employment. Is the possibility of losing this "good job offer worth it?" If you can't quit--the drug has the control, not you. Hope things work out for you---