2007-05-23 10:33:01 · 14 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Say, in 1999.
2007-05-23 10:33:15 · update #1
Or at least a little smiting was in order...
2007-05-23 10:36:08 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 6⤊ 1⤋
What God??? The FSM doesn't rapture anybody. I don't think the Crockadunk does either. Do Squirrels??
*EDIT* God hates us that's why.
2007-05-23 20:09:42 · answer #2 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 0⤊ 2⤋
And Bush would be raptured because?
That man is not headed North....
2007-05-23 17:38:18 · answer #3 · answered by RU SRS? 4 · 1⤊ 2⤋
According to recent Gallup polls, I think Bush's approval ratings are even lower in heaven.
2007-05-23 17:39:49 · answer #4 · answered by Patrick the Carpathian, CaFO 7 · 1⤊ 2⤋
He obviously doesn't love us enough. Even the Goddess doesn't want him back yet. Maybe we have Bush instead of bubonic plague for our misfortune.
2007-05-23 17:38:46 · answer #5 · answered by Lady Morgana 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
He tried, but somebody knew the Heimlech.
Next time hopefully he'll send something meaner than a pretzel.
2007-05-23 17:44:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
As was previously posted, Cheney would've become president--had that happened, the end would've happened!
2007-05-23 17:37:54 · answer #7 · answered by Paien 3 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Now if ever there was an arugument for birth control...
2007-05-24 02:09:21 · answer #8 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
A rupture might have been preferable.
2007-05-23 17:38:34 · answer #9 · answered by Bad Liberal 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋
Bad squirell...bad, bad
God is in control! : )
2007-05-23 17:45:49 · answer #10 · answered by Buff 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋