First blonde guy joke
Three men, an Irish man, a Mexican man, and a blonde (yes they are legal but back to the joke) work together on a construction site. During lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and says, "Corn beef and cabbage again? I swear if I get corn beef and cabbage in my lunch again, I'm going to jump off this building!" The Mexican man opens his lunch and says, "Tacos and burritos again? I swear if I get tacos and burritos in my lunch again, I'm also going to jump off this building!" The blonde man opens his lunch and says, "Bologne and chips again? I swear if I get bologne and chips in my lunch again I too will jump off this building!" The next day during their lunch the Irish man opens his lunch and sure enough he has corn beef and cabbage. He jumps off the building. The Mexican man opens his lunch as he has tacos and burritos. He also jumps off the building. The blonde guy opens his lunch and he had bologne and chips. He jumps off the building as well. During the funeral, they had all three together, the wife of the Irish man said, "If I had known that he didn't want corn beef and cabbage, I would have asked him what he wanted." The wife of the Mexican man said, "If I had known that he didn't want tacos and burritos, I would have gotten out my cook book and tried something new." They each looked at the wife of the blonde man which she replied, "Don't look at me, he always fixes his lunch!"
2007-05-23 10:32:13 · 17 answers · asked by retrodragonfly 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I would like to hear yours?
2007-05-23 10:33:03 · update #1
Pretty funny... check this one out
Three blondes guys died and are at the pearly gates of heaven. St. Peter tells them that they can enter the gates if they can answer one simple question. St. Peter asks the first blonde guy, "What is Easter?"
The blonde replies, "Oh, that's easy! It's the holiday in November when everyone gets together, eats turkey, and are thankful..."
"Wrong!," replies St. Peter, and proceeds to ask the second blonde guy the same question, "What is Easter?"
The second blonde replies, "Easter is the holiday in December when we put up a nice tree, exchange presents, and celebrate the birth of Jesus."
St. Peter looks at the second blonde, shakes his head in disgust, tells him hes wrong, and then peers over his glasses at the third blonde guy and asks, "What is Easter?"
The third blonde smiles confidently and looks St. Peter in the eyes, "I know what Easter is."
"Oh?" says St. Peter, incredulously.
"Easter is the Christian holiday that coincides with the Jewish celebration of Passover. Jesus and his disciples were eating at the last supper and Jesus was later deceived and turned over to the Romans by one of his disciples. The Romans took him to be crucified and he was stabbed in the side, made to wear a crown of thorns, and was hung on a cross with nails through his hands. He was buried in a nearby cave which was sealed off by a large boulder."
St. Peter smiles broadly with delight.
The third blonde continues, "Every year the boulder is moved aside so that Jesus can come out... and, if he sees his shadow, there will be six more weeks of winter."
2007-05-23 10:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Who Me? 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
hahahaha I LOVE THIS ONE!
A blonde walked into a doctor's office with two burnt ears. The doctor asked her, "What happened to your ear?" The blonde replied, "I was ironing and the phone rang, so instead of picking up the phone, I picked up the iron and put it to my ear.
Still not satisfied, the doctor asked, "Well, what happened to the other ear?"
"The sucker called again!"
One day 2 blondes decided to drive to Disney Land. When they saw a sign that said 'Disney Land left' they turned around and went home.
A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. Then one day she comes home and finds her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, "Shut up...you're next!"
One day, a blonde went to a ventriloquist show. During the show, the ventriloquist used his "dummy" to make fun of blondes. The crowd roared with laughter, but the blonde was angry.
Outraged, she stood up and said, "How dare you make fun of blondes!"
The ventriloquist replied saying, "Madam, I'm very sorry. But it's just part of the act."
The blonde screamed, "You shutup! I'm talking to the little man on your knee!"
2007-05-23 17:42:28 · answer #2 · answered by Susana M. 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Funny... 10/10........ I told all my friends already because like almost all their boyfriends are blonde(I hope they dont dump their gf over this) I gave you a star
2007-05-23 17:59:44 · answer #3 · answered by kyyrraaa :) 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That was class, i hate hearing blond jokes 4 girls coz i am blond n when i do sumthin daft i dont hear the last ov it.
2007-05-23 17:58:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
hahaha i like that new twist to a blonde joke
2007-05-23 17:35:23 · answer #5 · answered by GCTA 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha...what a retard! Not you, the blond guy. Lol
2007-05-23 17:36:40 · answer #6 · answered by Luvlee_Dreamer87 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
This one is good, I didn't see it coming...HA HA HA
2007-05-23 17:40:00 · answer #7 · answered by outkastindy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hahaha
2007-05-23 18:07:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
that is pretty funny...lol...but my inner blonde friend didn't get it
2007-05-23 17:37:23 · answer #9 · answered by Everyone and No One 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
good one
2007-05-23 17:58:05 · answer #10 · answered by GBPfan 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋