51. How many camels does a hump have?
a. 2 camels
b. 2 humps
c. 1 camel
d. 1 hump
52. Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree?
a. Yes, trees can jump
b. No, rabbits only hop
c. trees don’t jump
d. rabbits don’t care
53. Why did the turtle run?
a. It was speeding
b. It was racing the rabbit
c. to get to the other chicken
d. turtles can’t run
54. Who invented inventing?
a. inventions
b. Thomas Edison
c. submarine
d. Thomas Edison’s submarine
55. Can a man kill a shark with one hand?
a. Needs two hands
b. All of the above
c. No such thing as a man with one shark
d. No such thing as a shark with one man
56. Don’t judge a book by its cover.
a. rabbits
b. polka dots
c. camel
d. you have no choice
57. How long did you run if you ran a mile?
a. 45 miles
b. 45 minutes
c. 45 mph
d. 45 men
58. Open your book to chapter 4.
a. True
b. False
59. If it’s 9 O’clock in Japan, what time is it in August?
a. 6 O’clock
b. December
c. China
d. You have no choice
60. Here’s a tricky question.
a. True
b. False
c. There is no question mark
d. All of the above
61. Why is 6 scared of 7?
a. 6 + 7 = 8
b. 786
c. eleventeen
d. 7-11
62. Is your refrigerator running?
a. running for president
b. running for mayor
c. refrigerators only walk
d. you better go catch it
63. What is what?
a. which is which
b. it’s a noun
c. it’s a question
d. none of the below
64. What kind of noise does a giraffe make?
a. bark bark
b. oink oink
c. giraffe giraffe
d. meow mix
65. Give an example of a car?
a. 2 wheels
b. drive
c. shift key
d. not enough selections
66. How ya doin’?
a. fine, how are you
b. good, thanks
c. false
d. true
67. What’s red and white and blue all over?
a. a flag that blew up
b. yellow
c. black
d. orange is not a fruit
68. ?
a. The gardener
b The butler
c. The waiter
d. both b and c are inside
69. What is a U-turn?
a. follow directions
b. wrong spelling
c. signal
d. error
70. Can you sing a song about a song that sings about singing songs?
a. None of the above
b. True and False
c. Okay
d. only songs about songs that talks about singing songs
71. What is your name?
a. who wants to know
b. none of your business
c. none of the above
d. two syllables and words in English
72. The correct answer is a?
a. wrong
b. correct
c. melon
d. sausage
73. What is the difference between up and down?
a. up
b. down
c. left
d. right
e. same difference
f. different similarities
74. If he and she do the work, can they make it work for him, her, or them?
a. Them
b. Her
c. Him
d. Final Answer
75. Can you drink the drink?
a. water the water
b. plant the plant
c. smell the smell
d. armpit the armpit
2007-05-23 09:41:04 · 7 answers · asked by Huh 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Actually I think that you should say "Are these jokes"? And some of them are funny some arent.
2007-05-23 09:47:21 · answer #1 · answered by Forever the Sickest Kim 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
51. How many camels does a hump have?
a. 2 camels
b. 2 humps
c. 1 camel
d. 1 hump
52. Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree?
a. Yes, trees can jump
b. No, rabbits only hop
c. trees don’t jump
d. rabbits don’t care
53. Why did the turtle run?
a. It was speeding
b. It was racing the rabbit
c. to get to the other chicken
d. turtles can’t run
54. Who invented inventing?
a. inventions
b. Thomas Edison
c. submarine
d. Thomas Edison’s submarine
55. Can a man kill a shark with one hand?
a. Needs two hands
b. All of the above
c. No such thing as a man with one shark
d. No such thing as a shark with one man
56. Don’t judge a book by its cover.
a. rabbits
b. polka dots
c. camel
d. you have no choice
57. How long did you run if you ran a mile?
a. 45 miles
b. 45 minutes
c. 45 mph
d. 45 men
58. Open your book to chapter 4.
a. True
b. False
59. If it’s 9 O’clock in Japan, what time is it in August?
a. 6 O’clock
b. December
c. China
d. You have no choice
60. Here’s a tricky question.
a. True
b. False
c. There is no question mark
d. All of the above
61. Why is 6 scared of 7?
a. 6 + 7 = 8
b. 786
c. eleventeen
d. 7-11
62. Is your refrigerator running?
a. running for president
b. running for mayor
c. refrigerators only walk
d. you better go catch it
63. What is what?
a. which is which
b. it’s a noun
c. it’s a question
d. none of the below
64. What kind of noise does a giraffe make?
a. bark bark
b. oink oink
c. giraffe giraffe
d. meow mix
65. Give an example of a car?
a. 2 wheels
b. drive
c. shift key
d. not enough selections
66. How ya doin’?
a. fine, how are you
b. good, thanks
c. false
d. true
67. What’s red and white and blue all over?
a. a flag that blew up
b. yellow
c. black
d. orange is not a fruit
68. ?
a. The gardener
b The butler
c. The waiter
d. both b and c are inside
69. What is a U-turn?
a. follow directions
b. wrong spelling
c. signal
d. error
70. Can you sing a song about a song that sings about singing songs?
a. None of the above
b. True and False
c. Okay
d. only songs about songs that talks about singing songs
71. What is your name?
a. who wants to know
b. none of your business
c. none of the above
d. two syllables and words in English
72. The correct answer is a?
a. wrong
b. correct
c. melon
d. sausage
73. What is the difference between up and down?
a. up
b. down
c. left
d. right
e. same difference
f. different similarities
74. If he and she do the work, can they make it work for him, her, or them?
a. Them
b. Her
c. Him
d. Final Answer
75. Can you drink the drink?
a. water the water
b. plant the plant
c. smell the smell
d. armpit the armpit
2007-05-23 09:50:47 · answer #2 · answered by Kamek 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2017-02-17 12:39:08 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm confused. Why are you hurting me?
2007-05-23 09:44:23 · answer #4 · answered by gedd500 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HUH?
2007-05-23 09:46:05 · answer #5 · answered by dancingqueen 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
huh???? Those r some real brainbusters u have there!!! Idk bout some of them.
2007-05-23 09:45:59 · answer #6 · answered by Arielle 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
WTF is this an answer?
2007-05-23 12:27:54 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋