Al Sharpton vs. Madonna
Who wins and why?
2007-05-23 08:31:58 · 11 answers · asked by socmum16 ♪ 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
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Sharpton calls Madonna racist for not being black, yet so successful. Madonna asks Sharpton where the Council of Nicaea met in 325 AD. While he studders and gasps, a team of her dancers trample him in a choreographed orgy.
2007-05-23 08:42:36 · answer #1 · answered by Aspurtaime Dog Sneeze 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I'm sorry to say it, but Sharpton would be the winner. With no weapons, Sharpton has a huge height and weight advantage and if Madonna got too close, she's be sat on. How long do you think she'd be able to survive under the pressure of Rev. Al's backside? Can you imagine if he had Taco Bell for lunch?
2007-05-23 08:41:34 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Who is Al Sharpton?
2007-05-23 08:35:40 · answer #3 · answered by rosbif 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Madonna would win by reinventing herself every time Al Sharpton hurts her. Plus Kabbalah is trendy, everybody's who's anybody is doing Jewish mysticism nowadays.
2007-05-23 08:37:23 · answer #4 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Al Sharpton. He'd just eat her.
2007-05-23 08:35:12 · answer #5 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Al Sharpton. He can weasel his way out of any bad situation thrown at him.
2007-05-23 08:37:51 · answer #6 · answered by Maverick 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Chuck Norris wins all death matches.
2007-05-23 08:36:02 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
I win. i'm 0.5-penguin, 0.5-Chuck. certainly, i'm totally penguin and totally Chuck. I inherit Chuck's perfection and the penguin's mortality. i will't be conquered. EDIT: Skalite, confident, that's the way it got here approximately. No ask your self i'm so properly-endowed.
2016-11-05 03:40:04 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
And they both knock each other out at the same time.
pffft....
neither wins
2007-05-23 08:36:16 · answer #9 · answered by sassinya 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Madonna. Those pointy breastplates will kill anyone who gets near her.
2007-05-23 08:34:59 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 3⤊ 1⤋