in shark form!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/science/nature/6681793.stm
When will the rapture happen? does the pup need to mature first?
2007-05-23 08:26:37 · 11 answers · asked by ChooseRealityPLEASE 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
We are not supposed to know when it will occur. Duh....BUT you should be afraid to even SAY that about Jesus!!! "Shark" form??? Whaaa...???
2007-05-23 08:30:57 · answer #1 · answered by JennyJennyJenny 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Given that Jezu and Jesus translate to Joshua it may be possible there is a shark out there with that name. What's a rapture? Nothing thought in the ancient church. Circa 1900.
2007-05-23 15:34:09 · answer #2 · answered by InSeattle 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I read the article but this was for the first coming of the shark messiah. Each species on earth has its own messiah with a virgin birth. The shark messiah will do all that Jesus did except things that require gravity, land, and air. He will also get angry about the movie "Jaws" and say that Richard Dreyfus was an abomination.
2007-05-23 15:32:18 · answer #3 · answered by Graciela, RIRS 6 · 1⤊ 1⤋
LMAO!! I LOFF it!! That was amazing. Now if only he had the power to do that.
JESUS WAS REAL PEOPLE, yes, BUT HAD NO "mystical powers". He WAS Jewish and the whole "christianity" thing was a WAY OF LIVING! Not to be turned into a power-hungry hierarchy of people trying to change the world to their way or the highway.
Silly narrow-minded people. *Points and laughs*
2007-05-23 15:40:32 · answer #4 · answered by MeMyself & Death 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does that make Roy Scheider the Antichrist?
2007-05-23 16:10:19 · answer #5 · answered by Voight-Kampff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He who laughs noe, cries at last. I'd like to see you crying out for help and grace and mercy when He comes on the clouds.
Praying that you will find Him before it is to late!
2007-05-23 15:42:16 · answer #6 · answered by godshandmaiden 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Has any human done this other than Jesus' earthly mother Mary?
2007-05-23 15:30:13 · answer #7 · answered by Sir Offenzalot 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
There are many deceivers in our world
2007-05-23 15:30:20 · answer #8 · answered by luppy 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I thought he was supposed to be reincarnated as a cockroach.
2007-05-23 15:29:38 · answer #9 · answered by S K 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
That is not jesus ,That`s Mary .
2007-05-23 15:29:47 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋