ta da!
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2007-05-23 08:14:44
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answer #1
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answered by Loathing 6
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Matthew records his first words as "All hail" (their "Hi") Then he gave them instructions to preach to the whole world.
Mark skips the "Hi", and says that after Jesus had show himself to them, he then fave instructions to preach to the whole world.
Luke states that Jesus appeared, greeted, and send them to the whole world, but gives no direct quotes of his first words.
John records Jesus' first words as "Peace", another common greeting. The instruction he then give his disciples is different from the other three gospels. However John (who wrote 30-40 years after the gospels) rarely repeats what is in the other three books, but rather gives additional details. As Jesus appeared to his disciples several times over a 40 day period, this appears to be one of the other meetings.
So it appears his first words where a "Hi" (All Hail)
2007-05-23 15:26:02
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answer #2
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answered by dewcoons 7
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Assuming that this is a serious question - Peace Be Upon You.
If this question is truly a joke, perhaps it should have been posted in the Jokes & Riddles section rather than taking a risk of offending anyone - not that I was offended.
{EDIT} Jesus first appeared to all 12 disciples rather than any one individual disciple.
2007-05-23 15:17:54
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answer #3
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answered by Anonymous
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A five year old once told me the answer was "SURPRISE!" hehehehe
Scripture gives varying accounts. In one, Jesus appears to the apostles in a locked room and says "Peace be with you." In another, he is first seen near the tomb.
2007-05-23 15:18:51
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answer #4
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answered by Church Music Girl 6
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His first word was to the disciple Mary. He spoke her name.
Next he appeared to Simon Peter. (the famous "Do you love me" narrative)
Next he opened the scriptures on the road to Emmaus to Cleopas and another un-named disciple.
It was after these appearances he appeared to the 11 apostles in the closed room.
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2007-05-23 15:20:15
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answer #5
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answered by Anonymous
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Do not touch me, for I have not yet ascended unto the Father.
Mary. Is the answer to your second question.
Bless You.
2007-05-23 15:18:06
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answer #6
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answered by Brilliant 1forHIM 5
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hold on let me ask him........
sorry, he's getting a burrito out of the microwave..........ok, he says that he told them "god damn, i needed a good sleep like that."
and people, don't get mad at me yet again, jesus said it...not me. don't kill the messenger.
oh man, he ate the last burrito
2007-05-23 15:21:38
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answer #7
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answered by Bill W 3
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He said "Back!1!!" and they replied "WB", He then said "Thx <3"
2007-05-23 15:16:01
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answer #8
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answered by Black Hole Gravity Unleashed 3
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Get me a beer.
2007-05-23 15:20:51
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answer #9
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answered by Anonymous
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"Someone fetch me a bandaid - I've got nail holes in my hands and feet and they ruddy hurt"
2007-05-23 15:15:50
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answer #10
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answered by Anonymous
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