Short Quotes?

Question

anyone kno any little short quote about love, death, friends, lost love, funny quotes things like that?? like short ones that i can fit in my pic captions for myspace?? i need lots lol soo keepm comin!

Answer 1

Marriage is a nobel institution, but who wants to live in an institution?

I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member

A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere.

A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.

All people are born alike - except Republicans and Democrats.

Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot.

Before I speak, I have something important to say.

Behind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife.

From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down, I convulsed with laughter. Someday I intend on reading it.

Getting older is no problem. You just have to live long enough

Humor is reason gone mad.

I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.

I have had a perfectly wonderful evening, but this wasn't it.

I intend to live forever, or die trying.

I must confess, I was born at a very early age

I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception

I worked my way up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty.

Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

I've got the brain of a four year old. I'll bet he was glad to be rid of it.

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a dog it's too dark to read.

Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know.

- All of these quotes are from Groucho Marx, you should find something useful in there!!

Answer 2

ooh I love quotes... these are my favourites (in no particular order):

When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I realised that The Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole one and asked him to forgive me.
-- Emo Philips

So I said, 'Where do you want to go for your anniversary?'
She said: 'I want to go somewhere I've never been before.'
I said, 'Try the kitchen.'
-- Henry Youngman (Goodfellas, 1990)

I've often wanted to drown my troubles, but I can't get my wife to go swimming.
-- Jimmy Carter
^^^My Favourite:d

There's an old saying - There's No Place Like Home. Well, I went in the house next door, and it was very similar.
-- Geoffrey Parfitt

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.
-- Steven Wright

I saw six men kicking and punching the mother-in-law. My neighbour said 'Are you going to help?' I said 'No, Six should be enough."
-- Les Dawson

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres

Answer 3

Jesus wept.

Jesus wept (Greek: ἐδάκρυσεν ὁ ἰησοῦς; Vulgate: Et lacrimatus est Iesus) is a phrase famous for being the shortest verse in the Christian New Testament according to the division of chapters and verses of the Bible. It is found in the Gospel of John, Chapter 11, verse 35.

Answer 4

Do what you like and like what you do

Time is never wasted when your wasted all the time

Dont drink and drive, smoke and fly

The Average girl would rather have beauty than brains because she knows that the average man can see much better than he can think

Answer 5

this is my favorite quote:

The best and most beautiful things in the world cannot be seen or even touched - they must be felt with the heart.

-Helen Keller

Answer 6

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept

Answer 7

I don't call it killing people. I just call it making space

Answer 8

well, your hands are cold-- Pride and Prejudice (Elizabeth Bennet)

Answer 9

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