A preacher, a football player, and a terrorist were getting onto a plane. The pilot said that the plane was too heavy so they would have to drop something off as the plane took off. The preacher threw a Bible, the football player threw a football, and the terrotrist threw a bomb he had lit up. A little boy was walking and he got hit in the head with the Bible. He started crying and an old man asked him why. He said, "I don't go to church and God's mad at me!" The old man told him God wasn't mad at him and the little boy walked on. A little while later, the old man came across the boy again. "Why are you crying now?" the man said. "God's mad at me! He hit me in the head with a football 'cause I don't like it!" the boy sobbed. The old man said God wasn't mad at him and the little boy walked on again. The old man came to the little boy again. He was laughing his head off. "Why are you laughing?" the man asked. The boy looked up and said, "I farted and the house behind blew up!"
2007-05-23 07:17:20 · 45 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
That's so funny! I've never heard it before! Thanks for the laugh. Here's a star for you!
2007-05-23 16:36:50 · answer #1 · answered by maddiemaddog 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it just a different version: 3 guys were on a plane and decided they needed to lighten their load. The first guy threw out a big rock. On the ground someone saw a little girl crying. They asked her why amd she told them a rock had fallen from the sky and had killed her mommy. The second guy threw a knife. The same person on the ground saw a little boy crying and asked him what was wrong. the little boy said that a knife had fallen from the sky and killed his dog. The third guy threw a bomb. Again the same person saw another little boy laughing. Why are you laughing? My grandma farted and blew up the house!
2007-05-30 16:20:45 · answer #2 · answered by ~♥~ :) 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i've heard of it in another version but still very funny.
there was three people wanna do parachute jumping
so the first one decide to see if it was safe by throwing tennis ball down to see how far was the jump, when he reached the bottom he saw a girl crying, he ask her wat happened, she said she was walking and was hit by a tennis ball. He explained to her and she forgave him.
the second one decided to throw a rock down and jumped. when he reached the bottom he saw a boy crying and ask why? he said he was walking his dog and a rock knocked his dog dead. He explained and the boy forgave him.
The third one decided to throw a bomb down and jumped. When he reach the bottom he saw a boy laughing, he ask him why he was laughing about and the boy answered "My daddy farted and our house blew up.
2007-05-31 06:04:40 · answer #3 · answered by Mickey 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
thats a gud 1
2007-05-29 20:49:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
That is so funny, and cute! How do people make these things up?!
2007-05-31 04:29:04 · answer #5 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny but didnt make me LOL
2016-03-12 21:38:23 · answer #6 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
love it going to use it as joke of the day at work a star for you lmao
2007-05-30 10:40:35 · answer #7 · answered by Donela P 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorta funny I guess!
2007-05-30 16:31:30 · answer #8 · answered by Pandora R 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Pretty funny.
2007-05-29 14:04:42 · answer #9 · answered by 0219 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute, sounds like what my 1 nephew would do/say.
2007-05-30 06:48:35 · answer #10 · answered by pblahut70 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny and the academy award goes to?
2007-05-29 01:36:32 · answer #11 · answered by piglet 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋