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and puts three nails on the counter, and says can you put me up for the night

2007-05-23 06:26:58 · 42 answers · asked by freddy 4 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

42 answers

Hahahahahah brilliant nice one mate!

2007-05-23 06:29:41 · answer #1 · answered by the_tent_man36 4 · 1 4

Let me guess....you just finished watching The Crow didn't you? Isn't that a great movie?:) It's one of my three favorites of all time! Ok....for those of you who have no idea why I'm mentioning the movie The Crow, it's because when Brandon Lee aka Eric shows up to kill Tin Tin he says that to him and Tin Tin shoots him...ok come on you guys know what I'm talking about yes? No? Maybe??

2007-05-23 06:30:20 · answer #2 · answered by Elizabeth 5 · 0 0

A bit like that old one And Jesus said to Moses come forth but he came fifth.~~

2007-05-23 06:31:29 · answer #3 · answered by burning brightly 7 · 0 1

Thats a good one....i wonder how the peeps here at work would take that....there all a bunch of christian hypocrites. How do I know that some may ask...well, are christians supposed to gossip, be 2 faced and only worry about there money. I rest my case. Love the joke. Love it A-LOTTTT!!!

2007-05-23 06:31:16 · answer #4 · answered by xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo 3 · 0 4

That's baad but I'm sure some Muslims are laughing their butts off.

2007-05-23 06:32:01 · answer #5 · answered by sprinting_turtle 5 · 0 1

I'm not a religious but still.....you need to find better jokes than that. And less offensive ones too.

2007-05-23 06:31:20 · answer #6 · answered by cocoxnznz 2 · 0 1

Very Old Joke.

2007-05-23 06:29:42 · answer #7 · answered by Nice one 5 · 1 1

Um, even I have heard that one about 50 times.

2007-05-23 06:29:14 · answer #8 · answered by Elaine 5 · 1 1

Sounds like Jesus boy here liked S&M. Maybe he wasn't such a fraud afterall. Ha Ha, I guess only an atheist would find that funny.

2007-05-23 06:29:26 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0 4

a man goes into a gay bar.
he walks up to the first man he sees at the bar and says "can I push your stool in for you?"

2007-05-23 06:29:54 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 3 1

aww thats messed up bro, batmans got you on watch now

2007-05-23 06:29:11 · answer #11 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

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