I think the gay God can beat the straight God when he becomes a bully... if push comes to shove.
2007-05-23 05:54:26 · 29 answers · asked by CHEESUS GROYST 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
The bigger they are the harder they fall.
2007-05-23 05:56:43 · update #1
Wow, people really do have literal minds on here, don't they?
Actually, the lesbian Goddess is pretty butch, and can probably beat both. The bisexual God has a 50-50 chance of winning.
2007-05-23 06:40:56 · answer #1 · answered by garik 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Great question, and popular question. To the Christian God, it is a sin. Leviticus 20:13 "'If a man lies with a man as one lies with a woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads." Some people say "well, this is old testament. Jesus abolished the old system when he died on the cross." That is entirely untrue. He got rid of practices like "it's a sin to plant wheat and barley in the same furrow." Christians can eat pork, unlike Jews, etc. This is the only noteworthy argument against it being a sin to Christians, and it is a poor argument.
2016-04-01 04:17:41 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I'm sorry but I really don't understand your question. There is only ONE GOD and he is just that "GOD". People seem to think they can make up their own way that God looks at things but you have to go by his word! God, does not condone being gay, but he is a loving God and loves us all. God does not hate, but he does judge us according to his word. I think people need to pray and ask God for guidance and not condemn anyone. After all he say in his word " Judge not lest ye be judged by the SAME judgment. He is the only one that can judge a person. Everyone has skeletons in their closets and should not point fingers at anyone. Just live life and let God do the judging.
2007-05-23 06:04:01 · answer #3 · answered by Douglas V 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
I heard that the Ambivalent God was teaming up with the Bi-sexual God for a weekend of serious partying, after which they were planning to jump the Gay God and Straight God and force them to watch Broadway Musicals until all hours.
D'oh!
2007-05-23 05:58:45 · answer #4 · answered by Grendle 6 · 1⤊ 2⤋
Who says there's a "straight" God and a "gay" God? There's just God, who would be a combination of every person, characteristic, and concept.
2007-05-23 05:57:26 · answer #5 · answered by lafemelle 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The gay God will win...What a believer...Hey dude, check your questions twice because you won't be written at the book of life when the end will come....
2007-05-23 05:59:53 · answer #6 · answered by EternalLilith 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
...a gay god and a straight god were having a battle to see who was more powerful...
HaHa, lol.
You never know...
Um, well since I don't believe in God...i would have to say neither....
2007-05-23 05:58:05 · answer #7 · answered by $A-Money$ 3 · 2⤊ 1⤋
As you should know, there is no gay god. I hope you are kidding but it doesn't seem funny to me.
2007-05-23 06:00:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
There is ONLY one God, and He is the God of ALL.
2007-05-23 05:57:58 · answer #9 · answered by WC 7 · 2⤊ 1⤋
The Gay God would distract him with his flamboyance.
2007-05-23 05:56:58 · answer #10 · answered by S K 7 · 2⤊ 2⤋