i know im going back to 1990 here but what was the best yo mama joke you ever heard?
2007-05-23 05:39:18 · 15 answers · asked by mannyg2199 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals"
Yo mama so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind
Yo mama so poor when she goes to KFC, she has to lick other people's fingers
Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
Yo mama so fat when she has wants someone to shake her hand, she has to give directions!
Yo mama so fat she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
2007-05-23 05:49:08 · answer #1 · answered by riverman 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama is just like McDonalds. Over a billion served.
2007-05-23 05:48:34 · answer #2 · answered by Sports fan 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I love yo mama jokes.
I have a few favorites here is one of them:
Yo mama is so poor that she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway.
2007-05-23 05:44:40 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama so dumb, she sits on the TV and watches the couch
2007-05-23 05:44:35 · answer #4 · answered by Cowboy 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mamas so fat that when she went to the grand canyon, she got stuck.
yo mamas so fat that when she goes to the movies, she sits by everyone!
yo mamas so fat that when she wears a yellow shirt people run after her shouting 'taxi!!'
yo mamas so fat she had to have double doors installed on her house.
2007-05-23 05:48:00 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Yo mama's so fat, when she rides a moped nobody can hear it.
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Yo mama's so fat, she put on her belt with a boomerang
ok, one more--
Yo mama's so short she can hang-glide with a Dorrito
2007-05-23 05:43:05 · answer #6 · answered by divinationjones 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yo Mama is so fat/food hungry she took a spoon with her when she went to the super-bowl!!!!!
Yo mama is so hairy when she went to the halloween party, they all thought a REAL ware wolf was attacking!
Yo mama is so fat/food hungry when some one says what is your faviorite food she pulls out her wallet and shows the pics of food in there!
Yo mama is so ugly & tall & hairy that when she went to the top of the empire state building during her trip 2 NYC one of the tour guides said AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! King Kong Is attacking AGAIN!!!!!!! EVERYONE, RUN FOR YOUR LLLLLLLLLLLLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
thats all the good ones i can think of!
2007-05-23 05:49:11 · answer #7 · answered by MaryAlison 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo Mama's so fat, that when she jumped for joy.... she got stuck.
2007-05-23 05:53:40 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
yo mama when she went to mc donald she landed in burger king,
2007-05-23 12:46:33 · answer #9 · answered by Kayla H 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Yo mamma's like NASCAR 2 rubbers and she's ready to ride!!!
2007-05-23 05:42:13 · answer #10 · answered by Travel 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋