A pregnant Irish woman from Dublin is involved in a car accident and
falls into a deep coma. Asleep for nearly 6 months, when she wakes
up she sees that she is no longer pregnant and frantically asks the
doctor about her baby.
The doctor replies, "Ma'am you had twins! A boy and a girl. Your Uncle
from Cork came in and named them."
The woman thinks to herself, "Oh No, not my Uncle... he's an nutcase!"
She asks the doctor,” Well, what's the girl's name?"
"Denise."
"Wow, that's not a bad name, I like it! What's the boy's name?"
"Denephew."
2007-05-23 05:34:42 · 6 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
De-lightful
2007-05-23 05:44:57 · answer #1 · answered by loufedalis 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice
2007-05-23 12:37:30 · answer #2 · answered by firstythirsty 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL THAT WAS A FUNNY ONE NEVER HEARD SO ITS NEW TO ME HERE IS A STAR FOR YOU
2007-05-23 13:19:18 · answer #3 · answered by Snowy86 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol great punchline
2007-05-23 12:37:55 · answer #4 · answered by King Werewolf 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol!!!good one!thanks!!i need to laugh!!
2007-05-23 12:37:50 · answer #5 · answered by ....FED UP............ 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i have heard that before and its still grea!!!!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-23 13:19:48 · answer #6 · answered by heyyall 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋