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2007-05-23 04:45:17 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

glitter:

Humor? Sarcasm?

2007-05-23 04:58:41 · update #1

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Yes because don't you know J.P., Atheists worship science?

Lmao.

2007-05-23 06:51:33 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Atheos is the christian god, stripped of her goofiness. Christians have been praying to a false god all of this time, not realizing that atheos is omnipotenter and omniscientier than their puny goddess. Everyone knows that the word omniscience contains the word science, and that a god that hates science could not possibly possess omni science, which is what omniscience is.

2007-05-23 12:19:36 · answer #2 · answered by Fred 7 · 0 0

Who the heck are they?
Never heard of them.
But I doubt that "Atheos" exists, which makes me what....an atheist's atheist?
The god of science, probably does exist. Maybe its RAphael.

2007-05-23 11:48:48 · answer #3 · answered by Shinigami 7 · 0 0

I think so, yes. But how does our worship of Darwin and Dawkins fit into this?

Added: I see humor and sarcasm are lost on some.

2007-05-23 11:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 1 0

Hi wolfman, I'm not familiar with those gods. I preferr the FSM, being a pirate and all. Plus he is delicious and has big meaty balls. All hail the FSM, and pass the cheese!

2007-05-23 11:53:27 · answer #5 · answered by RealRachel 4 · 0 0

Yes, I believe both were created from reason, and only hold true that which is true of this existence.

Notice, I said they were created... there are no actual gods, only people who believe there are.

2007-05-23 11:57:50 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

when did atheists get a god?

2007-05-23 11:49:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

sort of...they're cousins.

2007-05-23 11:55:12 · answer #8 · answered by pastor of muppets 6 · 0 0

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