A blonde walks into a pawn shop one day.
She sees something she likes behind the counter, so she walks up to the cashier and asks him how much the TV is. The cashier tells her that he doesn't sell to blondes. The blonde says okay and leaves the store.
Determined, she puts on a brunette wig and returns to the store and asks the cashier if she could buy the TV. Once again, the cashier says that he doesn't sell to blondes. Dejected, she leaves the store again.
This time she outdoes herself. She puts on a black, short-haired wig, a moustache and a monacle, a black three-piece pinstriped suit and returns to the store. In a gruffy voice, she confidently asks the cashier if she could buy the TV. Again, the cashier will just not sell to blondes.
Outraged, the blonde asks the cashier why he won't sell the TV to her, or blondes in general, and how he knew that she was a blonde even with all the disguises.
First of all, the cashier says, it's not a TV, it's a microwave.
2007-05-23 03:45:58 · 8 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Heard it before but I still love it! I'm blonde and I LOVE THE JOKE!! Keep'em coming
;-) Star for u
2007-05-23 03:54:38 · answer #1 · answered by chloe1st 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
ive heard it a thousand times but its still funny
2007-05-23 17:41:53 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I've heard this joke before, but not in a long time!
2007-05-23 11:02:21 · answer #3 · answered by I'm Taken and Lovin It! 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 10:49:07 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
if i hear this stupid joke one more time i'll scream....u have no idea.
2007-05-23 11:49:58 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
thats mean...........but funny
2007-05-23 10:53:43 · answer #6 · answered by Drama Queen 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Good one lol :) !!!
2007-05-23 10:59:36 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
this is funny!!!!
2007-05-23 10:58:57 · answer #8 · answered by FireStar 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋