Two elderly gents sitting on a park bench. One says to the other I feel a 100 years old to-day, what about you. The other replies I feel like a new born baby, no teeth, no hair, and I think I`ve just pissed my pants
2007-05-23 03:24:35 · 9 answers · asked by Gary Crant 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Two babies are born on the same day in the same hospital. They get wheeled out into the hallway and lay there looking at each other. Pretty soon they get wheeled back to their respective mothers, get waddled up, taken home and live full, rich productive lives. They get old and sick and end up in the same hallway sitting in chairs next to each other. One looks at the other and says "Well, how was it?" (Stolen from Steven Alexander Wright.)
2007-05-23 03:29:31 · answer #1 · answered by Doris G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good! You get a star for that one!
2007-05-27 05:47:12 · answer #2 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 10:28:30 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
they say we revert to babyhood the older we get in some cases we never left it
2007-05-23 10:28:41 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
meh
2007-05-23 10:36:54 · answer #5 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ha ha!
2007-05-23 10:27:16 · answer #6 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1!!!!!!!!!!!.. Liked it
2007-05-23 10:31:40 · answer #7 · answered by êNVY_Mè 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GOOD 1!!!
2007-05-23 10:28:00 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL!!!!!!
2007-05-23 10:26:55 · answer #9 · answered by Emma W 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋