A blonde's car gets a flat tire on the interstate one day so she eases it over onto the shoulder of the road. She carefully steps out of the car and opens the trunk. Takes out two cardboard men, unfolds then and stands them at the rear of the vehicle facing oncoming traffic. The lifelike cardboard men are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies to approaching drivers. Not surprisingly, the traffic becomes snarled and backed up. It wasn't long before a police car arrives. The officer, clearly enraged, approaches the blonde of the disabled vehicle yelling, "What is going on here?" "My car broke down,officer,"says the woman clamly. "Well, what the hell are these obscene cardboard pictures doing here by the road?!" asks the officer....
"Helllllooooo, those are my emergency flashers!" she replied.
2007-05-23 03:12:00 · 14 answers · asked by Nancy M 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ha ha! good 1!
2007-05-23 03:20:06 · answer #1 · answered by angel eyez xx 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That actually puts the "dumb" in "what a dumb joke". It doesn't even make sense, why would anyone actually listen to the truck driver, he's not a cop or HWP.
2016-05-20 22:31:10 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've heard that joke before. My friend Becky told me that one a couple of years ago. I thought it was funny, but after a while, it just got old. I'm surprised you are just hearing this joke.
2007-05-23 03:15:39 · answer #3 · answered by I'm Taken and Lovin It! 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 03:14:32 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha we thought that was funny, except when I repeated it I had to use someone other than a blond, I was reading it to two blonds.
2007-05-23 03:19:29 · answer #5 · answered by kenmauiphoto 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Cute! I never heard that one before. LOL!!
2007-05-23 03:15:59 · answer #6 · answered by Cowboy 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-23 03:22:16 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
HAHAHAHA! That is sooooo funny!
2007-05-23 03:14:43 · answer #8 · answered by Flipp 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.
i've never heard that one before.
2007-05-23 03:58:52 · answer #9 · answered by banana boat 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA HA funny!!
2007-05-23 04:02:42 · answer #10 · answered by FireStar 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋