Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then
her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by
her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies.
At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, “At least they’re
finally together.” A guy sitting in the front row says, “Excuse me
father, but you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second
husband?”
The priest says, “I mean her legs.”
2007-05-23 03:05:13 · 10 answers · asked by êNVY_Mè 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
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2007-05-23 03:22:13 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-31 04:24:54 · answer #3 · answered by student 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-23 03:12:10 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-23 03:36:05 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-23 03:57:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny! but i heard this joke before.. ;]
2007-05-23 03:10:52 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-23 03:12:25 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
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2007-05-23 03:09:04 · answer #9 · answered by srushti 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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2007-05-23 03:15:55 · answer #10 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋