Martha Stewart - Don't throw out all that leftover wine. Freeze into ice cubes for future use in casseroles and sauces.
Maxine - Leftover wine?? Hello!!
Martha Stewart - Cure for headaches: Take a lime, cut it in half and rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go away.
Maxine - Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and drink. You might still have the headache, but who the hell cares!
Martha Stewart - Stuff a miniature marshmallow in the bottom of a sugar cone to prevent ice cream drips.
Maxine - Just suck the ice cream out of the bottom of the cone, for Pete's sake. You are probably lying on your *** on the couch, with your feet up anyway.
Martha Stewart - To keep potatoes from budding, place an apple in the bag with the potatoes.
Maxine - Buy boxed mashed potato mix and you don't have to worry about the potatoes growing arms and legs.
2007-05-23 03:00:32 · 4 answers · asked by chloe1st 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Martha Stewart - When a cake recipe calls for flouring the baking pan, use a bit of the dry cake mix instead and there won't be any white powdery mess on the bottom of the cake.
Maxine - Go to the bakery - they'll even decorate the son of a ***** for you.
2007-05-23 03:01:02 · update #1
Ha Ha! Pretty funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 03:04:08 · answer #1 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Martha Stewart- wrap celery in tinfoil to keep longer
Maxine- Celery? Never heard of it!
2016-06-10 13:14:59 · answer #2 · answered by Bytch 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cute.
2007-05-23 03:15:30 · answer #3 · answered by Victoria C 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmmm............
nice really nice
2007-05-23 03:04:51 · answer #4 · answered by ? 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋