2007-05-23 02:49:22 · 10 answers · asked by Murazor 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Will and Grace! HA! That was great!! Will and Grace, you see, because it was a tv show about....
I'll show myself out.
2007-05-23 02:52:17 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 13⤊ 1⤋
Probably because God's TV set is on the blink.
This is because God lives in Kentucky. It's pretty where God lives, but the county bus only picks up farmers like God, once a week to take them to town, and God's always too drunk to find his way down the road to wave dwon the bus driver.
Not that any bus driver in his right mind would allow God onto the bus. You see, God has a little reputation for being a 'hot-head' and for causing a lot of trouble in the Middle East. That's why he is holing up in Blue grass country and smoking a lot of pot every day.
2007-05-23 10:17:05 · answer #2 · answered by Kedar 7 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Gave you free will to choose to life for God or to follow the Devil. This is your choose. God state clearly what He expect of His children and if you do not follow it then you are not of God. Homosexuality is a abomination in God's eyes. God Bless
2007-05-23 09:55:26 · answer #3 · answered by channiek 4 · 1⤊ 3⤋
Those little knives of wonder keep prying off the rusted crust of Dogma. Beautiful Question.
Deke - humor and wisdom all rolled into one! Thanks for the start to my day.
2007-05-23 11:08:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I'd like to know why and how the robotic, brain-dead homophobes above me were even conceived. Now that's a sin.
2007-05-23 09:59:39 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 6⤊ 0⤋
Deke, that cracked me up. . .
K the question . . .
We have the ability to choose right from wrong. We are saved by grace but judged by our works. This means we can't just offer lip service to God. We have to follow His commandments. He told us anything other than sex with our spouse of opposite sex is wrong. It's up to us to follow that law or not. If one refuses to follow that, do you think they will truly be saved from judgement? I don't.
2007-05-23 09:55:04 · answer #6 · answered by BigOnDrums 3 · 2⤊ 3⤋
ewww I hate that show- its probably free because nobody'd be dumb enough to pay for it.
If god is against homosexuality why did he put men's g-spot (prostate) all the way in the BACK OF HIS A$$HOLE?
2007-05-23 09:55:04 · answer #7 · answered by billthakat 6 · 5⤊ 2⤋
I find it difficult to understand how you came to the conclusion that free will and grace have anything to do with allowing sinful behavior.
Free will means that we have a choice to make as to whether to sin or not. It does not give us permission to sin.
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Grace is God's forgiveness of our sins....providing we repent of them...i.e. stop doing it.
Homosexual acts are clearly defined as sinful just as are pre-marital sex or extra marital sex. It is no worse than nor any less sinful than other sins.
2007-05-23 09:56:19 · answer #8 · answered by Poohcat1 7 · 0⤊ 7⤋
You were born with free will to choose what you do......
God judges or blesses what you have done with your life..
Judgment=death
Blessing= life eternal
Use your free will wisely
2007-05-23 10:13:24 · answer #9 · answered by debbie2243 7 · 0⤊ 6⤋
lol@ deke....anyway,.....he wants to see if you will make the right decisions. What makes someone want to be gay anyway,,,,,makes no sense.,,,,its ususally because one person cannot attract someone from the opposite sex now isnt it.
2007-05-23 09:54:03 · answer #10 · answered by mercedesofladies36 2 · 3⤊ 5⤋