'Which human body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?' No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, 'You should not be asking 6th graders a question like that. I'm going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!' She then sat back down. Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?'
Little Mary's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her,
'Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!' The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, 'Anybody?' Finally, Billy stood up looking around nervously, and said, 'The body part that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.' Mrs. Parks said, 'Very good, Billy.' Then turned to Mary and continued, 'As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: First, you have a dirty mind. Second, you didn't read your homework.
And Third, one day you are going to be
2007-05-23 02:19:48 · 13 answers · asked by Jordan M 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
very dissapointed
2007-05-23 02:20:07 · update #1
HAHAHAHA!!!!!! I really think that this is a really cute one!! I think that this deserves a star!!! HeHeHe!! That is really Great!!
2007-05-23 02:21:38 · answer #1 · answered by xoxMeaghanoxo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one there. You deserve one in return. Here it goes: A professor is sent to darkest Africa to live with a primitive tribe. He spends years with them, teacing them reading, writing, maths and science. One day the wife of the tribes chief gave birth to a white child. The members of the tribe are shocked and the chief pulls the professor aside and says, "Look here! You're the only white man we're ever seen and this woman gave birth to a white child. It doesn't take a genius to work out what happened!" The professor thinks quickly, 'No chief, you're mistaken. What you have here is a natural occurrence. What we in the civilised world call an albino! Look at the field over there. All of the sheep are white except for one black one. Nature does this once in a while". The Chief is silent for a moment, then says, "Tell you what, you keep quiet about the sheep and I won't say anything about the baby."
2016-05-20 22:16:27 · answer #2 · answered by holly 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 8/10!
2007-05-23 03:05:09 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's a good one! LOL
2007-05-23 02:43:42 · answer #4 · answered by mlm_02 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol ya thats funny
2007-05-23 02:30:25 · answer #5 · answered by volnergurl19 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
HA HA HA lol lol lol lol lol
that was GOOD!!!! and TRUE!!! lol
i catn get over how funny this joke is.
2007-05-23 05:10:41 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
That's good!
2007-05-23 02:24:03 · answer #7 · answered by Nice 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol oldie but goodie
2007-05-23 02:23:56 · answer #8 · answered by lavendertg 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
haha that's very cute
2007-05-23 02:24:53 · answer #9 · answered by lovely_lady 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
tehe
2007-05-23 02:23:06 · answer #10 · answered by natjan95 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋