This guy is riding his bicycle on the highway when suddenly his tyre pops.while he's trying 2 fix it a guy in a Porsche stops next 2 him&offers help.After the tyre is fixed the guy on the bicycle says:"dont wanna be ungrateful but can i get a lift 2 the next town?"Porscheman explains 2 him that his car is 2 small 4 him&his bike but he can tow him 2 the next town,so they tie the bicycle 2 the Porsche&Porscheman says:"if i must go faster wave&if u want me 2 slow down,just ring your bell"&off they go.Bicycleman feels he can handle this&waves his hand.Porscheman goes faster,Bicycleman feels he can handle this&waves his hand.Porscheman goes faster.After awhile bicycleman feels its 2fast&starts ringing his bell insanely,but Porscheman cant hear a thing.2traffic officers are sitting when these 2come zooming past with a major speed.The first officer says:"DID YOU SEE HOW FAST THAT PORSCHE WAS GOING?!!!"the other 1 says:"thats nothing,the guy on the bicycle was ringing his bell 2get past him"
2007-05-23 01:51:13 · 9 answers · asked by slinger_sous 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I loved it!
2007-05-23 02:10:16 · answer #1 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yes! He must be on the run. Did you notice the bicycle chasing him? He probably wants the porscheman to stop.
2007-05-23 04:02:51 · answer #2 · answered by agwetah 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
It was funny the first time I heard it 250000000 years ago.
2007-05-23 01:55:01 · answer #3 · answered by Tsotsi 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
1-learn to spell.TIRE
2-not funny
3-use spaces
try again.
2007-05-23 05:14:52 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
These people are mean! Funny, but mean!
2007-05-23 01:59:16 · answer #5 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
1.) TIRE
2.) use spaces please
3.) not that funny
2007-05-23 01:54:44 · answer #6 · answered by nothing 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
prehistoric
2007-05-23 01:58:32 · answer #7 · answered by bejay 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
tehe.
2007-05-23 02:10:36 · answer #8 · answered by natjan95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
: ) mad me smile...thanx
2007-05-23 01:56:05 · answer #9 · answered by Urban Hermit 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋