The teacher was doing a study testing the senses
(taste) of first graders using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
Red......................Cherry
Yellow.................Lemon
Green...................Lime
Orange.................Orange
Finally the teacher gave them all HONEY lifesavers.
After eating them, none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," she said, "I will give you all a clue.
It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and
yelled,
"Oh, my God, they're assholes!"
2007-05-23 01:38:34 · 5 answers · asked by Gilmore G 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
WOW! That was a real SCREAM!!! Sweetie! Here's a star for a lovely joke...
Have a Beautiful day!
2007-05-23 02:02:23 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 10:19:09 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahahahhaa.....i better stop call my honey an a....
hhahahahaha nice joke.
2007-05-23 08:50:18 · answer #3 · answered by girly 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny...nasty if ya think about it, but funny ;)
2007-05-23 08:41:40 · answer #4 · answered by Taylor 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe.
2007-05-23 09:24:06 · answer #5 · answered by natjan95 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋