One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his stretch limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate.
He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We have to eat grass."
"Well, then, you can come with me to my house and I'll feed you" the lawyer said. But sir, I have a wife and two children with me. They are over there, under that tree." "Bring them along," the lawyer replied. Turning to the other poor man he stated, "You come with us also."
The second man, in a pitiful voice then said, "But sir, I also have a wife and SIX children with me!" "Bring them all, as well," the lawyer answered.
They all entered the car, which was no easy task, even for a car as large as the stretch limousine was. Once underway, one of the poor fellows turned to the lawyer and said, "Sir, you are too kind. Thank you for taking all of us with you."
2007-05-22 23:20:57 · 23 answers · asked by billtheangler 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The lawyer replied, "Glad to do it. You'll really love my place - the grass is almost a foot high!"
2007-05-22 23:21:32 · update #1
Funny! If your goal was to brighten one person's day, job well done! Laughter is always good for the soul! Keep them coming!
2007-05-22 23:34:33 · answer #1 · answered by B4Real 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO the first time I heard it...I am afraid I did not keep any laughter for a second presentation so soon. You can have a smile and a star!!!
2007-05-23 08:13:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one. I certainly did not see the punch line coming.
2007-05-23 07:02:47 · answer #3 · answered by Clive 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lmao good one heres a star
2007-05-23 06:25:28 · answer #4 · answered by mimi 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
LOL! Unexpected ending to the story!
2007-05-23 06:24:31 · answer #5 · answered by J. 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
yeah see i posted that joke 2 days ago hehe nevermind its still a good one
2007-05-23 06:24:32 · answer #6 · answered by xxDiStUrBeDxx 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
wicked joke. im not surprised a lawyer would have said that though.
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2007-05-23 08:08:49 · answer #7 · answered by vixen xx 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-23 10:54:28 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Weeelllll.....not toooo bad...a bit boring
2007-05-23 06:27:52 · answer #9 · answered by Bhaskar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
heard it before, and I was laughing sooo hard, but now, when I read it again, it's not so funny anymore
2007-05-23 06:28:28 · answer #10 · answered by Joka B 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋