If all out warfare were to break out between male chauvinists and female feminazis, both sides armed with all available weapons and technology- who would win?
...Or are we looking at a nuclear holocaust in which there are no survivors?
(Ten points to whoever has the wittiest answer. lol.)
2007-05-22 22:36:11 · 9 answers · asked by Ruby 3 in Family & Relationships ➔ Singles & Dating
The feminazis, because the chauvanists would vastly underestimate their enemy.
2007-05-22 22:46:17 · answer #1 · answered by god_chic 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Women would lose, because no matter how anti-male they are, they just can't stand not having the man's attention. They would through the whole affair, but the men will just see how many fish a bomb can give them to eat, then set down and watch football. After only a few minutes of being ignorred as they toss their stuff at the the men, the women will turn on eachother. That is when they will start their mud (or jello) restling and the men will finally turn of the tube and watch the women play.
2007-05-23 05:49:36 · answer #2 · answered by Vman 2040 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
well i do believe that if weapons were given to them gradually, (small ones, like tablespoons and paperclips and such first) the women would have the upperhand, because theyre much more clever and the chauvanists wouldnt be able to resist their charm...
however, had the nuclear weapons been handed out first, the women would have been smart enough not to use them, but their plan of self preservation would have been in vain, as the men would have set off the bombs as soon as they got their hands on them.
therefore we would be looking at a nuclear holocaust, but at no fault of the women's
2007-05-23 05:47:59 · answer #3 · answered by themehmeh 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
oh women would win cause we don't play by the book we'd use our other weapons of mass distraction yeah breasts, legs and anything else hey it is the battle of the sexes ain't it?? use what u have.
then i think we'd have survivors. . .men behaving exactly like we want them 2!!!-LOL
2007-05-23 05:48:27 · answer #4 · answered by Phoenix21 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Who needs weapons and technology. The women could just talk them to death!!!
2007-05-23 05:40:35 · answer #5 · answered by PEGGY S 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
women will win... guys will perish without sex plus we tend to be better in warfare anyway... higher pain threshold, greater bloodlust when we r mad etc... then the human race will perish coz there will be no reproduction going on...
2007-05-23 05:42:53 · answer #6 · answered by sammy 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
There wouldn't be a fight at all. women are just too smart for that. Deny sex until they straighten out and we win.
2007-05-23 05:44:20 · answer #7 · answered by Belinda 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
women would kill the men by firing armoured piercing rabbit sex toys out of a huge burning bra catapult! lol
2007-05-23 05:42:14 · answer #8 · answered by colesey72 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
stalemate
2007-05-23 06:39:29 · answer #9 · answered by Runtime Error 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋