A man was in his front yard mowing grass, when his attractive blonde female neighbour, Judy, came out of her house and went straight to the mailbox. She opened it, then slammed it shut and stormed back into the house.
A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box, and again opened it and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went.
As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever.
Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, "Is something wrong?"
To which she replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps saying, YOU'VE GOT MAIL."
2007-05-22 22:02:57 · 21 answers · asked by ? 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
As a blonde, I find that hilarious!!! Good work
2007-05-23 00:38:39 · answer #1 · answered by katie 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Your computer is not linked in anyway to your mail box,when you get this "you got mail" said it means the e-mail of your computer has just recieved an email,!!!!!!NO!!!!!!!!I,m just being a dick,but don,t
you hate it when you say something that clearly is,nt serious but some drones answer as if it were.
#Oh good one,anyway.
2007-05-22 22:14:23 · answer #2 · answered by Channel "0" 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
My B/F answer to the crazy Blondie: -
Honey! I think your computer is trying to say, "YOU GOT MALE!" You see I have only just moved in! LOL!!!
Anyway Have a Great Day!
2007-05-22 23:18:06 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
it's a bit funny, i didn't expect her to say that and it makes a change not to have a repeated predictable joke like some of the others!
2007-05-22 23:59:46 · answer #4 · answered by Want Your Bad Romance 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha.try dis 1.........a blond,a brunette,and a red head visit a male strip club.da brunette goes up 2 da stage + puts R50 in2 da strippers thong.nxt da redhead slipd R100 in2 da strippers thong.then.........THE BLOND goes up 2 da guy,asks him 2 turn round,takes out her credit card,swipes it, + takes 150 bucks change!
2007-05-22 22:18:14 · answer #5 · answered by Caz 3 · 3⤊ 0⤋
Perhap she is the very computer.She eagerely want to be tuneon to be tune off of her behaviour.
2007-05-22 23:04:04 · answer #6 · answered by ahws437 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Funny.
2007-05-22 22:40:38 · answer #7 · answered by prcsdime 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lame ars3 good man
2007-05-22 22:15:07 · answer #8 · answered by dee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was all set to say something like "I thought you said this was a joke but it wasn't" - and then you come up with this! As they say in the best of circles, "Oh bugger !" - Laughed my t*ts off ! ! !
2007-05-22 22:10:10 · answer #9 · answered by coxon the box 7 · 0⤊ 3⤋
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A:Because he felt kind of crummy.That was kind of good wasn't it you poopy head.Where do you get your jokes? Bob Sagat?
2007-05-22 22:10:19 · answer #10 · answered by Roman187 2 · 0⤊ 4⤋