There was this man that was deserted on an island for 10 years. One day he was on the beach when out of nowhere this beautiful woman appeared in a wetsuit. She walked over to the man and asked, 'How long has it been since you've had a cigarette?'
He replied,' About 10 years.'
She reached over and unzipped her left zipper and pulled out a cigarette and gave it to him. He lit it and took a couple drags and said, 'I've missed this.'
She then asked, 'How long has it been since you've had a beer?'
He said, 'The same about 10 years.'
She then reached over and unzipped her right zipper and pulled out a beer and gave it to him.
He opened it and took a couple drinks and said, ' That's good beer.'
She then unzipped the long zipper in the middle to her patch and asked, 'How long has it been since you've had a real good time?'
The man replied, 'You have golf clubs in there!'
2007-05-22 21:25:15 · 16 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Cool one , Jokester !
2007-05-22 21:45:09 · answer #1 · answered by FundicRegion 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice one!
Made me laugh..
2007-05-23 04:29:58 · answer #2 · answered by sloane_ff 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
loki you been scraping the bottom of the barrel
2007-05-23 06:02:25 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tee Hee Hee Hee Hee.
Laughed my little bum off.
Catch one of my stars and put it in your pocket.......
Never let it slip away.........
2007-05-23 07:36:41 · answer #4 · answered by jennijan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious!! And to think he could have had "a hole in one" right then and there!!!!
2007-05-23 04:35:50 · answer #5 · answered by Adios 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha, funny, keep em coming, have a star!!
2007-05-23 05:03:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good,a star to you.
2007-05-23 04:34:26 · answer #7 · answered by hpz ftw 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahaha
2007-05-23 06:07:18 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very good. classy
2007-05-23 04:55:02 · answer #9 · answered by Kelly 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahaha! Good one!!
2007-05-23 04:42:34 · answer #10 · answered by TIGERLILY 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋