went to a party the other night and as my wife and myself arrived the host said "a glass of wine for your wife"and i said "eeh thats a good swap!"he then said"your wife has an hour glass figure"and i said "yes but its a pity all the sand has run to the bottom!"
just a joke really
2007-05-22 20:31:28 · 7 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
you should have added...........but then again i still love her the way she is.....mmm...............maybe it wouldnt seem indelicate if u had said this?????
2007-05-22 20:36:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey Geoff!
If a glass of wine for your wife is a good swap I'll give you one and set her free!
Even if all the sand has run to the bottom the shape of the hour glass never changes its a pity you could not see!!!
Just a joke really! Don't get angry!!!
2007-05-22 22:14:52 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
indelicate? Premeditated. These jokes are kinda "hackish." Indelicate indicates that your behavior is not something you have complete control over. I think you know exactly what you are doing by using your wife as the butt of all of you jokes. I think you like it. I don't know too many women who would put up with that kind of behavior. But I guess you enjoy it and it works for you. Well, I hope every thing works out. Have a nice day.
2007-05-22 20:40:19 · answer #3 · answered by Luch d 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hi Geoff, That wasn't the right thing to say. You don't care for your wife anymore or what? Maybe you are a little jealous of her. What ever it is you were indelicate. You should show your wife that you still care and love her.
A Friend.
Clowmy
2007-05-22 20:49:58 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
It happened to me in Tunisia, I was offered twenty camels for my wife. My reply was; "Don't be daft I'll smoke them in a day"!
2007-05-26 10:06:43 · answer #5 · answered by stickadiddle 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Clearly your wife has lost her lustre and appeal.
2007-05-22 20:36:41 · answer #6 · answered by Tsotsi 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Hey, that one above me rhymes!
2007-05-23 07:54:51 · answer #7 · answered by Tina Goody-Two-Shoes 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋